Filter: Her (BTS 8th Member)

Jin's Parenting Guide: Things Seo is Absolutely Not Allowed to do

1. Go on Wattpad

There are many reasons for this, one would be that it is a site where all BTS members have severe PTSD from, particularly Namjoon. Also, he definitely does not want Seo to discover the smuts written between her, Jungkook and Jungkook (+ other members as well). Nearly had a disaster when Seo almost managed to access the wattpad search bar with her short-lived account but thank god Jin "accidentally" turned off the wifi. 

Solution: Turn on parental safe search settings and specify no Wattpad, if that doesn't work throw her computer out the window but save all files beforehand then buy her a new one

2. Enter Jungkook's room when she's half conscious

Reason #1: What happened during the IN THE SOOP shooting

Reason #2: Sept 1st, 2020

Reason #3: Girl is legit a demon once she steps in

Solution: Barricade Jungkook's room.

3. Do cosplay 

It is for the good of Jin, Namjoon, Hobi and Yoongi's mental health for her to not emulate any anime or manga character. 

a) If she does, the maknae line will see her

b) The maknae line will see her and start to have unholy thoughts, since they watch a lot of that stuff

c) These unholy thoughts may translate into reality, especially in Jungkook's case

*Warning: Do not, repeat do not, let her post any of her cosplay on social media. This doomsday scenario will only result in the collective riot of the male idol community for the keeping of this secret for so long.

Solution: Encourage her not to do cosplay, worst comes to worst burn all the materials needed and buy her new ones after a 2 week period.

4. Eat Strawberries after 10:00 pm

Reason: You will not be able to sleep if she does. Hyperactivity, loud giggly noises and various other things stemming from a sugar high female will most definitely keep you up. Also, this will set off a chain reaction in which the maknae line joins in on the chaos and ensures that the rest of the members will be unable to have a good night's rest.

Solution: Buy earplugs and lock the bedroom door immediately

5. Access Namjoon's computer

This is a phat no-no. She must never again find out his password as there are too many sinful things contained on that device. Only a few are listed down below.

Exhibit #1: Expensivegirl.mp3

Exhibit #2: Folder 5318008

Exhibit #3: sexyGirlgroupdancecompilation.zip

Exhibit #4: BlackpinktwiceSeotwerk.mov

Solution: Throw out the computer and do not save the files. 

6. Go on Twitch

This one is actually not so much Seo's fault, but more so her popularity's fault. Last time Seo went on twitch (to play among us with Jungkook) she managed to crash most of the streaming service's international servers in about 2 minutes. In addition to this, Seo is very passionate when it comes to beating Jungkook in games so her room can sometimes become very loud.

Solution: Safe search settings on, Twitch not allowed. Or let her stream but on a private server.

7. Go to a nightclub alone