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"Who's calling me at this godforsaken hour of 11:00 am. Ima strawberry punch there ass."
"Yah Kim Seoyeon I will go over to your dorm and beat u up!"
"Stuff it So-won I'm going back to slee-"
"Hooollldd on. I need to talk to u."
"Talk to my wall cuz it's time for me to get more shut eye."
"I'm going on a blind date."
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"I'm all ears. Spill the tea."
"K so from what I know he's pretty hot."
"Like Jongho oppa hot?"
"Ew f**k no like Park Seojoon shirtless 8 pack hot."
"And?"
"He's packing hella bank."
"But unnie aren't you worth like half a billion or something?"
"Girl when a man has stacks of green paper and makes you sweat like that what's there not to like?"
"His personality?"
"He's an angel and can beat dad in chess."
"OHO so I'm going to be an aunt soon!"
"No. I'm going to be an aunt soon."
"Huh? B*tch ur not making any sense like my last math test."
"You see, because this man is so wonderful, I thought it would be a good opportunity for you to venture out into a larger sea!"
"OkAy ShAkEsPeArE say that again but in actual Korean?"
"Fine ur going on this date instead of me."
"Nope not happening in a bajillion years."
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