A/N: Hey everyone! Long time no see! I'm gonna be honest, I procrastinated a lot on this part, but it's finally here! Now, I have an announcment for those of you who actually read this garbage. First off, thanks for sticking with me! Second, due to changes in the friend group that this thing is based off, I will be removing a character in the next part. But don't fret, more characters will be added overtime! So, with all of that out of the way, enjoy the long awaited conclusion to The Quest for Sausage!
When we last saw our heroes, Alaina and Daniel were running from pigs with nerf AK-47s...but before we check on them, let’s see what the other five are up to!
Since Gage was now passed out, the four remaining humans decided to leave him in the backyard dumpster for now, but not before drawing on his face a whole bunch. In the house, they were enjoying french fry pizza.
"You know what? This is actually good." said John as he ate his slice.
"Right?!" said Lucy. "I'm a genius!"
The TV was on for background noise. As it played some kind of bad sitcom, it suddenly switched to the news.
"We interrupt this program with some breaking news!" said the announcer. "Following the shortage of sausage in stores everywhere, our news team has interviewed multiple store employees to try and figure out what is going on. Here is what they say."
They switched to a male employee being interviewed. He was asked when he noticed the shortage of sausage.
"I could've sworn we had sausage one day, then the next day it was all gone! I honestly thought the store was robbed during the night, so I checked the security cameras, and you'll never believe what I saw!" he explained. "The quality wasn't that great, but I saw three figures walking on all fours like some kind of animal. They went straight to wear the sausage was and I guess they carried it all in their mouths or something. It was...really weird."
The next few interviews were along the same lines, with all of them seeing similar things on security cameras. The news anchor came back on screen. "You heard it here first, folks! Strange figures have been stealing sausages from stores. What or who could they be and why would they want to steal sausage? We will have more on this story later on."
The news story caught the attention of the four at the table. There was silence for a bit before Kyle burst into laughter. "Are they really serious?" said Kyle. "Some shadow figures stealing sausage? Give me a break!"
The rest of the group laughed as well at how ridiculous it all seemed, continuing to enjoy their pizza.
"Hey, by the way…" started Jacob. "Shouldn't Alaina and Daniel be back by now? They've been gone for a while."
Lucy looked over at John. "John, didn't you talk to them a while ago?"
"Well, they said they were 'out and about' and running an 'errand'." replied John.
Kyle spoke up. "Well, it's unlikely that they're caught up in something dangerous, so maybe they're fine."
(Meanwhile)
"WE'RE NOT FINE! WE'RE NOT FINE!" yelled Alaina as she and Daniel were still being fired at by the pigs. Luckily, the two of them found a comically large boulder to hide behind. Daniel was throwing rocks and pebbles at them, hoping to fend them off.
"Weren't you the one who said that you choose to live by danger?" he asked as he looked for more rocks.
Alaina retorted. "I meant little dangers, like bugs or snakes or pouring pepsi into a Coca-Cola glass, not pigs with guns!"
Daniel sighed. "Well they clearly want us dead, so we need to figure out how to get rid of them!"
Alaina thought for a few moments before coming up with an idea. "Do you still carry that ocarina around with you?"
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The Craziness of Friends
HumorWhat happens when you take some mentally wack friends and put them in one big household? You get craziness! This won't be just one big story. It will be multiple stories featuring these friends as they get into random and wacky situations together...