The Craziness of Friends

The Quest for Sausage (Part 2)

Previously on Seven Crazy Friends, the group was having breakfast and Gage wanted sausage. However, Alaina and Daniel discovered that they were out of sausage. In order to prevent Gage from going on an angry rampage, the two of them set out on a magical quest to find sausage. In the meantime, the rest of the group is trying to keep Gage from discovering their lack of sausage. While on their way to another store, Alaina and Daniel come by a pig in the road. Let's see what happens!

"Why is there a pig in the road?" asked Alaina as she opened the car door and stepped out, walking towards the pig.

Daniel called after her. "What are you doing?! Don't go near the pig! It could have rabies!"

Ignoring Daniel's words, Alaina crouched down to the pig's level. "Hello, Mr. Pig. Did you escape from the zoo?"

With a Russian accent, the pig spoke. "Hello, comrade. Yes, I escaped from the zoo and I am going to meet up with my other comrades."

"Oh, that's cool. Excuse me one second." Alaina turned to Daniel, who was getting out of the car. "Daniel! We were driving for so long that I'm starting to hallucinate! This pig is talking!"

"What?" said Daniel, approaching Alaina and the pig. "Do you talk?" he asked the pig.

"Da, of course I talk, comrade." said the pig. Daniel proceeded to faint.

"God dammit, Daniel!" said Alaina, grabbing his arm and dragging him to the car.

"Please wait, comrade!" the pig called out. "You must take me with you! I must go and see my friends and it will take a long time for me to walk."

Alaina turned to the pig as she shoved Daniel into the back of the car. "Why should we take you with us? We don't even know your name. You could be a Russian spy for all we know."

"My name is Svinya and I am not a Russian spy."

"Alright, I'm convinced. Get in the passenger side."

Alaina went over to the driver's side as Svinya climbed into the car.

"Where did you wanna go, anyway?" she asked.

"I will give you directions. It's not too far."

"Alright." She gripped the steering wheel. "Fasten your seat belts! I don't know how to drive!"

(Meanwhile)

As afternoon approached, Lucy and John discussed what to have for lunch while Kyle and Jacob watched the news. Gage was still moping about not having his sausage, so he stayed in his corner.

"I think we should have pizza for lunch." said Lucy.

"Ehh...I'm more in the mood for french fries." replied John.

"Okay, but what if we put french fries ON the pizza?!" exclaimed Lucy.

John stared at him. "Genius."

The news anchor on the TV spoke.

"In other news, grocery stores all over the country are having mysterious shortages of sausage. Store owners claim to have no idea what is happening. We will have more on this story as it develops."