South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

How You Met 😫🙌

Eric Cartman 🥶
(No not at KFC 🙄)
I was walking around south park, as I just moved here. I see some kids playing a game "Your Not Getting The Stick Fatass!" A red-headed kid yelled "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING JEW!" What the hell is going on-? "oh um how long have you been standing there?" The red-head asked me, the other kid turned to me "only a few seconds-" "the hell? What side are you on!?" The fat one asked me "um i don't know-?" He facepalmed "just choose elfs or humans?" I thought about it.. "humans." He pulled me up to fight with him "well then you start now by the way, my name is Eric cartman."

Stanley "Stan" Marsh ✨

I was walking my dog as I suddenly was being dragged by my dog "whoa whoa girl! Calm down! Where are we going-" I bumped into a boy "oh my, I-I'm sorry!" He looked at me "it's fine,I think our dogs smelled each other or something" he smiled "well I'm stan marsh, and you?" You looked at him "Y/N"

Kyle Broflovski ❤️
I was talking with my friend bebe,she wouldn't shut up about clyde. Then randomly "do you have anyone in particular you would date? Like maybe stan? Or kenny? Maybe even Token?" She asked me "no not really,I haven't met anyone of my taste" she thought for a minute "Oo, what about kyle?" My head flew up and I turned to her "who's kyle?" She grabbed me and started dragging me somewhere "omg you HAVE to meet him! He's very cute,and has a sweet ass" as we stopped, finally I saw a red-headed kid "Omg Okay Kyle This Is Y/N And Y/N This Is Kyle!" Bebe said excited "uh hey y/n" kyle said awkwardly "H-Hey kyle"

Kenneth "Kenny" Mccormick 😏
I was just kicked out my house, again. My parents never really cared for me, apparently I was a 'mistake'. As I walked a kid wearing an orange parka came up to me. He took his good off "hey what are you doing out here this late? Shouldn't you be at your home or something?" He asked me "I was kicked out,so I really have no where to go right now" he looked shocked "well you can stay with me for the night if you like, by the way my names Kenneth Mccormick but please call me kenny" he grabbed my hands "okay kenny, I'm Y/N. Pleasure to meet you" "same to you y/n."

Craig Tucker 🖕
My cousin clyde wanted to introduce me to his friends. First it was token,then tweek,now we have this guy. "This is craig, craig this is my cousin Y/N! Don't try anything with them or else" craig rolled his eyes "I'm not going to do anything with your cousin I'm with tweek and you know that." Clyde stands for a second "oh yeah I forgot well then- I'll let you two get to know each other I guess!" I rolled my eyes and waited for him to run off "so-" craig flips me off, I flip him off to get back at him, he smirks "seems like we'll get along" "yes it does"

Tweek Tweak 🥺
I was tired as fuck, so I went to Tweak Bros Coffee To Get A F/D. As I walked in i saw a boy, a cute blonde Boy sweeping the floor. So I went up to him obviously "Hey! I'm Y/N, What About You?" I said to the boy "NGHH oh H-Hi I'm tweek NGH" you found him adorable "so wanna be friends?" "Sure AGH"

Clyde Donovan 😛
Your tokens sibling you already know him

Token black 💸
You and Token Met At A Family Dinner Between Y'all's Family (obvi)

Leopold "butters" scotch 🥺❤️✨
You were playing hello kitty adventure island and met on there

Scott Malkinson ❤️✨
You guys met at the doctor's, he came up to you while you guys we're waiting and found out he goes to your school

Wendy Testaberger 📓✍️
Y'all met during something about politics

Bebe Stevens
Y'all met at clyde's birthday party

Authors Note: I WAS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS 😭✋ PLEASE FORGIVE ME IM SORRY!! BUT ENJOY
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