South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

if someone bullies you

Eric cartman

he'd immediately try to fight them,only he can bully you

Kyle broflovski

Would try to reason with them at first,but ends up fighting them

Stan marsh

threatens them

Kenny McCormick

fights them almost to death

Craig tucker

Confronts them and threatens their family

Tweek Tweak

spills coffee on them then beats them up

Token black

either confronts them or gets his parents to buy everything their family owns

Clyde donovan

makes a bet with the bully and somehow wins it so they don't bully you

Butters

straight up fights them with kenny

Scott malkinson

Trys to beat them up but ends up loosing ( at least he tried?)

Wendy testaberger

beats them up worse than cartman

Bebe stevens

deadass makes them fall for her then breaks their heart ( heartbrocken 🥶🥶🥶🥶)

I'm sorry I'm running out of ideas