South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

If Someone Flirts/Harasses(I think idk)With You 🤩

(Btw Ex/n is your ex's name)

Eric Cartman 🌚

You stood there uncomfortable and confused. Why was your ex talking to you? What did they want?.

"Come on Y/N, I know you want me back" Your Ex Winked At You.

"First of all ew, second of all I have a boyfriend!" I said and stuck my tounge out at them.

"Aw c'mon baby I know you still want me~" He Said And Started To Touch You

"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME EX/N!!" I yelled trying to get someone's attention

"Oh they're not going to hear you Y/N~" He said

It continued like that until I saw Ex/N get thrown off of me

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF THEM YOU BITCH!!" I heard Eric yell

Eric started punching Ex/N repeatedly until he felt Y/N's Hands try and pull him off

"Eric Stop you're going to kill him!!" I shouted

"So!? It'd be better without him-!" He said

"ERIC!! STOP!! PLEASE!!" I yelled louder

He stopped and looked over at Y/N

"Sorry Y/N I got really mad" Eric said kinda guilty

"It's okay eric, but thanks for getting them off of me. They're such a bitch" I said and smiled

Kyle Broflovski 🤡

You we're in an uncomfortable situation outside of school, some random guy started flirting with you.

"Sir I'm sorry but I'm not interested, you see I have a boyfriend and-" I got cut off by him

"What does that have to do with anything? You can cheat on him with me you know..have a little fun" the stranger said with a smirk

"I'm sorry sir but I don't think I will" I said starting to get very uncomfortable

"Oh c'mon sugar let's go for a ride" he said grabbing my arm

"No I don't want to!!" I yelled

"Well I don't care!! You're going to-!" He was saying as he got cut off by kyle  hitting him with a bat

"Well he's taken care of, you good Y/N?" He asked you

"Yeah I'm fine kyle" you said smiling

Stan marsh 👑✨

You sighed at the sight of your ex, you hated their guts. You gave them everything and what did they do? Cheat on you.

"Baby please come back I love you so much" Your ex said so desperately

"No Ex/N, I'm with someone else now. I don't love you anymore." You said plainly not talking any of their shit today

"We're Gonna have to do this the hard way then eh? Didn't wanna do this" They state

"Huh? What do you mean-" you get cut off by them trying to kiss you

You continue to push them away saying "No!" Until

There stood stan,bloody fists and breathing very heavily. He may or may not have broken your ex's nose-

Kenny mccormick 😩
no one tries to flirt with you after the last guy-
( He kinda dead )

Craig Tucker

You we're waiting for craig so you could go to the carnival when some random girl came up to you and tried to seduce you. Wasn't really working cause she was ugly af and was flat both front and back 🙄✋

"C'mon I can show you a good time babe~" she said trying to lift her ass in the air but she falls

"Please- how'd you fall- you that flat bro?" You said laughing like crazy

"Oh shut up!! Just- Just come with me so we can fuck!!" She screamed at you

little did she know craig was like right behind her

"Come near me or Y/N again, and you're organs will be mine." (Yandere much craig?) He said emotionless

She ran off scared out of her mind

"Thanks craigg" you thanked him

Tweek Tweak ☕

Why, just why did THEY have to be here. And right now? Of all the times?

"Oh hey Y/N! Been a while huh? How ya been?" Your Ex asked trying to make conversation

"Eh pretty good I guess, what are you doing here?" You asked, I mean he's at Tweek bros-

"I wanted some coffee so I came here,I didn't know you worked here." They said looking you up and down

"Well I technically volunteered since I know the kid's parents that own this place" you said calmly

"Oh cool, cool. Yeah well um I've been thinking..what about me and you get back together?" He asked with puppy eyes

"Um no thanks Ex/N i already have a boyfriend-" you said before they cut you off by pulling you by your shirt collar

"Now you listen here bitch, you're gonna get back with me or-" he got cut off by tweek punching him

"AACH BACK OFF DUDE!! T-THEYRE MINE!!" Tweek yelled at your ex

"JESUS FUCK THAT HURT!! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BRO?" Your ex yelled back

"THEY'RE MINE AND Y-YOU'RE NOT GETTING THEM!!" Tweek yelled before punching your ex again

Clyde Donovan🥶

He's like never away from you so he doesn't let that happen-

Token Black 💜🖤

You we're waiting for token to get out of class,but guess what. Kenny was flirting with you again. You hoped token would come quickly.

"So, when you leaving token for me?" Kenny asked and winked

"Kenny for the last time I'm not leaving token." You said annoyed

"Oh c'mon Y/N, he may be rich but I can treat you betterrr" he wined

"Sir- token treats me perfectly fine-" I said confused

Token walked out the classroom and noticed kenny trying to get you to leave him, again

"Y/N!!!! Pleaseee" kenny said over and over again

"Kenny, Y/N said no. So back off" token finally said

Kenny walked off and Y/N hugged token

"Thanks bubs"

Butters Scotch 🥺

No one flirts with you cause butters won't hesitate to murder them- (we stan)

Scott malkinson 💚

No one flirts with you- they think you're weird (ur not weird you're just built different)

Wendy Testaberger 😊

pls she doesn't let that happen-

Bebe Stevens 💛✨👑

she gon fight those bitches-

( I lost motivation at the end bruh-)