South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

you say you want to break up

Cartman
"No"

Kyle
"Why? Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry!"

Stan
"No no please I'm sorry do you want me to change? I'll change please"

Kenny
"If you want to..I guess.."

Craig
"Whatever..I don't care..go!"

Tweek
"Why!? I'm sorry..if you really want to then I guess.."

Token
"...okay.."

Clyde
"NO PLEASE I LOVE YOU!! WHAT DID I DO WRONG!?"

Butters
"O-oh...o-okay"

Scott malkinson
"Oh.."

Bebe
"W-whatever! I never loved you anyway.."

Wendy
"fine! I don't care,shoo..I didn't like you in the first place!..."