Eric Cartman X Reader||One-Shot||"I Fucking Hate You!"

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Anyways onto the story-

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I hated him, I really fucking hated him. but I was lying to myself,I didn't actually hate him. I truly love him but, the way he's acting makes me want to hate him.

Of course it was another day in south park elementary, and another day I had to deal with him. Eric Theodore Cartman. I love/hated him. He was so nice to me,we used to hang out and everything. But now he seems to hate me.

"Hey Slut!! Who you gonna fuck today huh whore?" I heard Eric's voice say. Kinda hurts hearing him call me that. "What do you want cartman?" I said, I usually called him eric but I'm done with all his bullshit.

"Hey Y/N!" You heard kenny say. "Oh hey Ken!!" You smiled and hugged kenny tightly. "What's up buttercup" kenny said winking and laughing a bit "please not the buttercup- anyway nothing much what about you bro" kenny stared at eric smirking "um kenny? Kenny?? Ken!? Hello??" I said repeatedly "hm? Oh sorry Y/N! I spaced out heh- well do you wanna hang out later?" He asked me, of course I said yes!

Later on
(Stick of truth 🤩)

I arrive in my warrior outfit, me and eric still are and probably won't be on good terms. I just wish we we're.

"Oh it's you, warrior Y/N. Still looking like a hoe I see-" Eric got cut off by me
saying "you know what eric I am so done with you!! I am not a slut or a whore or a hoe or anything like that!! What happened to you? You used to be so fucking nice to me and now you've changed!!" I yelled. "Y/N-" kenny started. "Shut up kenny!! Eric you know what, I Fucking Hate you!!" I screamed and ran off.

Eric's POV

What..Y/N Hates Me? No no I can't loose them.. no
I chased after Y/N, I couldn't loose them. They mean so much to me I can't loose them!! I never thought I'd say this but,I think I like Y/N. I mean I always get stupid butterflies and I get so nervous around them. Not to mention they're always on my mind..I'm getting off track I need to fine them- is..is that Y/N crying? (Winey bitch- anyways)

Your POV
I can't fucking believe eric, after all we've been through. After all the happy moments, he treats me like this? (Stfu you're just jealous he likes me more)

"Y/N." You heard a familer voice say. "Fuck off eric." You said wiping your tears.(crybaby 🙄) "Look I know I've been a total jackass and I'm sorry okay? I've only been like that because, I'm in love with you and I wad in denial." Eric confesses(oh wow say that to me baby boy), you stare at him shocked. "You, Eric Cartman like me?"(are you deaf?) You asked, he shook his head 'yes'. "Oh wow um this is a shocker" you say. "Tch, do you feel the same or not dumbass"(Bakugou kinnie?) he asks. "I think this will anwser your question eric" you said as you kiss this fatass bitch ( anyways chile get me therapy) he surprisingly kissed back (not really surprising but do you boo)

The end you hoes

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