The California Adventure

Chapter 5: Nate and Randy vs Coach John

Happiness.

That's how Nate felt while making his way towards Gym class. He never got bored of his rising popularity from other people.

But unfortunately, Nate had to cut that to an end when Gym class began and Coach John is the teacher on Thursday (Coach Calhoun, the other gym teacher, teaches gym on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, while Coach John substitutes on Tuesdays and Thursdays) and blew the whistle.

"Attention, troops! Line up for Jazzercise!" Coach John bellows to the class.

Everyone groaned.

"Oh, come on! We want to do basketball! Plus, aren't you supposed to be on treatment for 'chronic flatulence' or whatever you call it?" Randy protests.

"I am perfectly fine," Coach John assured while suddenly farting very loudly.

"Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!" The class reacted (mostly girls) in disgust.

"No, you're not," Nate replied back to his teacher.

"I AM, SOLDIER! NOW LINE UP!" Coach John roars back.

Nate complied.

Moments later, a song began playing while everyone began jazzercising. Minutes pass, and everyone began getting tired already.

Even Nate was tired (no, not tired, just tired of Jazzercise), so Nate stood up to his teacher and-

"Ahem! We don't want to do Jazzercise, we want to do BASKETBALL!"

That got everyone's attention. Even from Coach John.

"What was THAT?" Coach John responds with rage in his tone.

"You heard me," Nate replied.

"Haven't you tried to stand up to me before and it worked out for you?"

"If I do it once, I can do it again!"

Several classmates cheered.

"No way! I'm not letting you win again!" Coach John responds.

"Watch it, jerk!" Nate replied then suddenly regretted what he just said, but much to Nate's surprise, Coach John replied back with-

"Shut up, idiot!"

"Moron!" Nate quickly responded.

"Scab eater!" Coach John responded back.

"Butt sniffer!"

"Fart smeller!"

Nate couldn't respond to that insult because that's actually true at the moment. Then Coach John went on to insult Nate with-

"You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek! And you like it!"

Nate couldn't respond to that insult and just when all hope is lost, Randy steps in and insults Coach John with this insult:

"You substitute Gym like a GIRRRRLLL!"

Stunned silence.

Nate turned to Randy in surprise.

"What did you say?" Nate asks in shock.

"You heard me," Randy replied.

"Um, you do realize about half this class is girls, while your dream girl is present, right?" Nate asks dryly.

Randy turned and looked. Nate was right: About HALF the gym class was girls while Ruby was ESPECIALLY present.

Randy couldn't help but chuckle nervously.