Weebs Central DxD: Rerun

Immovable Object Meets Unstoppable Stupidity

Kuoh was filled with the sound of silence as night hung over the town. No birds nor insects so much as dared to make a sound to break the peace.

You get three guesses as to how long that lasted. The first two don't count.

Rage: "I GO UP THE TRAIN TRACKS, YES!? WE DO IT!!"

Reaper: "PINE!! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SHELL!!"

Red: "RAGE!! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU JUST COME FROM!?!?"

Pine: "Blue shell incoming."

Rage: "PINE! WHY!?"

Yyyyup. Mario Kart.

Truly, nobody in the mansion got any sleep that night due to the loud yelling.

When the morning rolled around, Pine was the only one who bothered going to the school as well as Red since he was a teacher.

Reaper headed into Kuoh town to spend the day doing literally anything other than schoolwork.

Rage remained at home since he had things he wanted to do. Namely with regards to what he referred to as "Work requiring level 5 bullshit."

Reaper wandered around the town plaza, taking a look into various stores as he walked. He spotted a hobby store and poked his head in before gravitating towards the DnD section at the back of the store.

He found various books, dice sets, miniatures, DM Boards and dice towers. He then remembered when he made the mistake of introducing Pine to the Curse of Strahd campaign.

She went on a rant for over an hour about how she wanted to see more art of the BBEG of that campaign, Strahd von Zarovich.

Their Curse of Strahd campaign was actually pretty fun, with Rage managing to coffin dance somebody from a church down to their grave-site; Cheese managed to drink down about seven full barrels of wine; Smol kept falling asleep and got lost at one point; there was a FUCKING ANARCHISTIC courtroom scene complete with yelling, laughing until they cried, and both Rage and Cheese pissing off their judges.

Though it may or may not have arisen from a situation where Rage murdered the Burgomaster of the town for the sole reason that he disrespected one of his own guards.

Anyway, Reaper kept perusing until he spotted someone standing nearby. Someone he recognised.

He walked over and stood next to the diminutive person before speaking in a low voice.

Reaper: "And here I thought I could get some semblance of privacy."

???: "You and I both know that'll never happen."

Reaper sighed before looking at the items on the shelf.

???: "I heard about your siblings going away."

Reaper: "Did you? Neat."

???: "If you need me then you know where I can be found."

Reaper: "Thanks, but I have two dumbass siblings still around. Both of which can probably end the world."

The girl smiled and looked up at Reaper with hollow eyes.

???: "It is good to see you again, Reaper."

Reaper: "Last I checked I mentioned I wanted nothing to do with your little group. Alas, we're back to square one, Ophis."

Ophis: "Indeed we are."