(A rewrite of the original story due to internal issues.)
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
Six retards walk into a school and a world of the supernatural.
Meet some of the main shitposters on the weebs central server. Having to restart thei...
The assassin glared up as Kronii gazed down at her. There was a severe gap in their abilities, Kronii was the damn warden of time. She had all of the power in this situation and she was unapologetic about it.
???: "... Merde."
Kronii: "Ah, you're French?"
???: "Yes, though I only really swear in French. You can thank my English preference to that idiot you live with."
Kronii: "I don't live there. Not to mention, do you have any idea how many idiots are in that house?"
???: "Fair enough. Still, I have a bounty to claim. Someone wants the redheaded idiot dead."
Kronii: "Oh? And you think he'll let you kill him?"
???: "Of course! It wouldn't be the first time! He's an HVT, most bounties on his head go for hundreds of thousands!"
Kronii: "In that case, let's go see him about it."
The assassin was stunned by Kronii's casual agreement and she blinked before finding herself in a strange city she had never seen before.
She took a few steps forward before hearing some kind of clicking sound from nearby. Kronii heard it too and the two walked to a nearby pit. Peering down, they saw Arachea having his carapace cleaned while electricity crackled around him.
Kronii: "Someone seems happy."
???: "He's gettin' VIP treatment here. Besides, I have big plans for thunder spood down there."
The assassin jumped and aimed her handgun at Rage as he smirked at her.
Rage: "Another bounty on my head, Saru?"
Kronii: "Huh, so she was telling the truth. You two do know each other."
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"HORNY CYBER-ASSASSIN FROM THE FUTURE" SARUEI
Saruei: "Of course we know each other! We were partners for a few years!"
Kronii: "Seriously?"
Rage: "Aye, Saru and I used to pull off some fuckin' crazy assassinations together."
Saruei: "The fucking North Korea job is still by far my favourite."
Rage: "Wasn't that the one where I threw you off the roof of a building so you could kill the target."
Saruei: "Yes, that's the one. You threw me from the roof of one building to the roof of the other building and I got the kill in mid-air. But that was the past, let me kill you."
Rage: "Hmm... Better idea. Come with me for a minute, I may have a better alternative for ya."
Saruei lowered her gun and cautiously followed Rage through the gateway out of his pocket dimension. She and Kronii followed him to Red's office before he promptly took hold of the handle...
