(Another new OC incoming!)
The members of I.M.P. were driving in their van, Blitzø behind the wheel as Loona sat in the passenger seat. Moxxie, Millie, Elizabeth, and Anarchy in the back seat. Suddenly, a song came on.
"I love this song!" Blitzø starts singing along to the song, Loona looking a little bothered as she held her phone.
Moxxie and Anarchy covered their ears as Millie and Elizabeth looked out the window, smiling.
Blitzø goes towards the I.M.P.'s parking spot, only for a bright pink car to take it. The imp slams on the brakes, "Ah, holy shit, fuck! Oh, you suck for life, do ya? Lizzie, megaphone!"
"You tell them who's boss." Elizabeth hands him the megaphone.
Blitzø sticks his head outside the passenger window and yells as the imp who took their spot gets out of her car, "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your shit out of my parking spot!" he stops yelling when he recognizes her, "Oh, shit...Verosika!"
The imp blows some bubble gum as it pops, "Blitzo."
"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is-" he cuts himself off when he falls out of the van's window. He stands up, "THREE RINGS DOWN!"
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts." Verosika holds a flask in her hand.
"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelze-juice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell."
"They let me out because I'm still famous." she flips her hair, "and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups." she drinks from her flask, wiping her mouth, "So your sister says hi."
"That's just rude." Elizabeth comments to the others in the van as they watched the exchange.
"Why are you parking here? This is the only parking spot my company has, so take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
"Actually, prick, it has my name on it." Verosika points down to reveal her name that has been spraypainted over the I.M.P. name, "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."
"No way." Loona says in awe.
"A week?! No, no, you are not parking here for a fucking week!"
"Aw, you mad, Blitzo?" Verosika takes off her sunglasses, "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car-"
Blitzø catches on to what she's saying and speaks with her, rolling his eyes, "And run three rings to Wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons!"
"Goddamn it, whore, you will not let that go!" Blitzø stomps his foot.
"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika insults him, getting ready to walk away as the others watch.
"Hold on, you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna-" Blitzø gets cut off when a large hellhound approaches him and growls.
"You'll what?"
"Or I'll, uh...I'll call HR." The imp jokes, him, the hellhound, and Verosika laughing for a few seconds before becoming serious again.
"Anyway, meet my new hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika and the hellhound walk away, the female imp flipping Blitzø off, "Tata, fuck stain."
