Ozzie's

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Loona reads a magazine with Verosika Mayday on the front page as she drinks out of a glass bottle. Anarchy sighs lovingly as he texts Amara. The hellhound places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the book and off the table, breaking. The page glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through along with a lumberjack's head. Moxxie emerges from the tree, carrying a chainsaw.

Elizabeth walks into the office, wiping some blood off of her before taking out some perfume and disinfectant spray.

"Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitzø waltzes into the room.

Millie crawls across the floor, an axe between her teeth, "I'm still so jazzed up!" she snaps the axe in half and laughs.

"Well you better stay jazzed," Moxxie throws the chainsaw away and does finger guns, "babe, cause guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

"Lalalala!" Anarchy covers his ears.

"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street." Blitzø says.

"Sorry, Blitzø, but I already have something planned for tonight." Elizabeth smiles sheepishly.

"Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

Millie's eyes sparkle as she squeals in delight, gasping and clapping her hands, "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

"Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while." Moxxie smiles.

"Moxxie!" the female imp jumps into his arms and kisses his face before they start to make out.

Blitzø rolls his eyes and groans, "Ugh, can you two not? There are children here."

Anarchy gags, "Yeah, and you two making out is the last thing I want to see."

Moxxie pulls away from his wife, "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?"

"No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy!"

"Uh, no. The reservation is for us."

"Uh huh." Blitzø nods.

"Just us."

"Mhm." he nods again.

"Without you there. Explicitly without you there." Moxxie points at him.

"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all." Blitzø hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly before walking out, "See you lovebugs later!" he whistles as he leaves.

Moxxie growls.

"Relax, sweetie. Don't let him get to you today!" Millie reassures him.

"Happy anniversary!" Elizabeth hugs the two, "Have a lovely evening!" she then takes her leave as well, humming happily.

"Let's just go home and clean this blood off." Millie drags her finger down her husband's chest and makes a seductive purring sound before dragging him away.

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