Anarchy hides in some bushes as he talks to someone on the phone, "Mom, Blitzø, don't worry. I won't need back up to take down some suburban, college girl. I've got it taken care of it. Bye." he hangs up and sneaks over to the house. He peeks through the window to see the parents of the target watching TV in the living room, "Perfect." he climbs up a tree and spots the target in her bedroom watching something on her computer, "Even more perfect." he climbs into her room by opening the window with his knife and starts sneaking up on her, "Okay...just a little closer aaaannddd..." he brings the knife down to stab her, but is suddenly knocked down by a holy forcefield of some kind, "Ow! What the fuck?!" he accidentally throws his knife at the woman's bear, impaling it as it catches her off guard.
"Ahhh!" the woman, Emberlynn, screams as she falls of her chair, "Oh!" she looks Anarchy up and down in a lovestruck way, "Oooh."
Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust.
"Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again."
"Why won't she leave?!"
"Oh my god!" Emberlynn gasps and looks at Anarchy in awe, "What...are you?"
"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!" Anarchy charges, but gets knocked down by the forcefield again, "Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!"
Emberlynn displays her necklace proudly as she starts to explain, "It's official merch from "Akuma no Otto". It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from-" she realizes something, "Wait, are you a demon? Like...a real demon?" she points, her pupils getting small as she smiles.
Yeah, basically. Look, where did you even get something like-" Anarchy gets up.
"A demon? Here to steal a little kitten like me?" Emberlynn spins around, blushing, "Forced to be part of your demonic harem, "blushes"."
"Did you just say "blushes"? And why would you think that I would..." Anarchy notices all the monster lover merchandise in the woman's room, "Ohhhh, you're one of those."
"So, what's your name?" Emberlynn asks flirtatiously.
"Uh...Anarchy?"
"What are you gonna do to me, Archy-kun?" the woman poses against her bookcase, biting her lip.
"Well, I can't do anything while you're wearing that."
"I don't feel like myself. Are-Are you...putting some sort of nasty spell over me?" Emberlynn leans herself against the bookcase, arching her back.
"What? No, I'm literally just standing here." Anarchy squints his eyes in confusion.
Emberlynn gets on her knees, "If you say so, master. I mean..." she flips her hair, "daddy. But when you look into my eyes, it's like I have no control over my..." she crawls over to him before getting up, seemingly leaning in to kiss him before slapping him across the face, "No!"
"Hey!" Anarchy rubs his cheek.
"You demonic brute! I'm too pure a heart for you to corrupt!"
"Oh, thank fucking Satan."
Emberlynn blinks in excitement, "Satan? Is that your lord? The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice?" Anarchy looks at her in disgust before the woman gasps, rushing to her computer as she starts rapidly typing her fanfiction, "But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife! Your wife- who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine. But now you'd rather have me! And you'd rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!"
"Ew. I'm spoken for. Look, I was sent here to kill you, alright? You were a bitch online one time, someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you, I know it's excessive, but I don't make the rules."
"You want to kill...meee?" Emberlynn asks with a cute expression.
"Oh, yeah. Even more now." Anarchy's eye twitches.
"Of course! You want to take my mortal soul to Hell so that we can be together forever!"
"Look, whatever gets you there. Can you just take off the necklace and hand over my knife?" Anarchy asks with a bored expression.
"Yes master!" Emberlynn gasps before speaking dramatically, "No, I mustn't. But I want you! My soul...but I'm destined for this!"
"Bitch, can we hurry this up?"
"OHHHHH YESSS!" Emberlynn uses Anarchy's knife to cut off the necklace, which dramatically flies through the air and out the open window.
"Thanks."
"Make it quick, my demon prince!" Emberlynn hands him the knife and leans back.
Anarchy shudders, "Here we go." he stabs her right in the heart, Emberlynn gasping and moaning sexually, "Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck."
"I will see you...on the other side...my- Archy-kun." Emberlynn lolls her head, now dead.
"Stab. Stab, stab." Anarchy stabs her a couple more times and shudders as he takes out his phone.
...
Blitzø paces in his office as Anarchy was sitting on the couch, looking scarred as Lizzie rubbed his arm, "Hey, yeah, it's done. So, you can go ahead and wire me that money now.
"And I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again." Anarchy adds.
Suddenly, a familiar voice was heard outside the office window, Anarchy peeking out with a disturbed and uncomfortable expression as Emberlynn, now a sinner, was proclaiming, "I'm here, Archy-kuuun!! I saw your billboard! I'm here for you, my love! I'll be by your side forever! ARCHY-KUUUN!!!!"
Lizzie pats her son's shoulder, "Want us to kill her?"
"Yes, please."
