In Asmodeus' palace, the Sin and Fizzarolli were sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected oenis goes off, waking Fizzarolli up. He punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, passing by a laundry woman wearing an apron and black panties and makes himself some coffee. But he burns himself so he takes the coffee back and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats, setting it on his head as he stretches. Fizzarolli then grabs the coffee and drinks it, before throwing it away and stretching his limbs above Asmodeus.
"Rise and shine, Ozzie!" Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and sounds it off, startling Asmodeus awake as he lays back down, "Huehahahahaha!"
"Ugh, again with the horn?" Asmodeus turns in bed, covering his head with a pillow.
"Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!" Fizzarolli blows the horn again before getting up and reading from a list as Amlsmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe, "Mmkay, so; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators, then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvvvvibrators~. And then you have a nooner with Prince Stolas."
Asmodeus sighs, "You scheduled me during lunch?"
"Well, you're pretty good at squeezing things in." Fizzarolli squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt before stretching onto his shoulder, "But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!"
"Let me guess; I'm handling that too?"
"I mean...unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again."
"Hahahahahaha! No. Never again."
"Whaaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!"
Asmodeus smiles, "Stooopp…!~"
Fizzarolli climbs onto his shoulder, "OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!"
"No! It's too early for burgers, you maniac!"
"Burger time! Burger time! Burger time!!!"
The two laugh together.
...
Asmodeus hums as he makes breakfast. Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper, spotting an article that reads, "King of Ozz- a HYPOCRITE?!" He quickly crumbles it up, stuffs the paper into a trash can, then proceeds to throw the entire can out of a window, tripping as he does so. Asmodeus turns to look at him, but the clown imp waves, making him smile. He then opens the refrigerator finding no milk.
"Yeah yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today."
"About that." Asmodeus shuts the door, "You're still going to that contest rehearsal…without me?"
"Welll...y-you have a packed day today...and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing, soo-"
"It's the Greed ring. One of the cities is literally called Ransom."
"Ah, you worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~."
"I mean, only after I..."
