"Okay, everyone. Today's target is described as a man-eating beast in Antartica. Possibly a cannibal. Dress warm and protect your parts!" Lizzie announces over the intercom as moments later, a portal opens up with our four imps falling out.
"Ah, that was a big jump!" Blitzø cringes as the group was shivering, Millie whimpering, "Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?"
"The client said it was near the research station." Millie answers.
"Th-th-th-that research station?" Moxxie points to the McMurdo station, its door repeatedly opening and closing as Blitzø exhales and shivers.
"Come on, gang. Let's get this finished up and I'll serve my infamous hot chocolate when I get back." Lizzie reassures as the four make their way over to the research station.
"For Lizzie's hot chocolate!" Blitzø exclaims with a shiver.
"Oh crumbs, that can't be good." Moxxie comments from the state of the research station.
"Oh shi-yikes. Yeah." Blitzø cuts himself off to see that the station was full of dead bodies of people killed in a gruesome fashion.
"What happened here?" Moxxie asks.
"Looks like an absolute bloodbath." Lizzie comments.
Millie observes one of the corpses, "These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this."
"What and/or who could've done this?" Moxxie asks as blood gets on one of his gloves.
Suddenly, a beastly roar is heard outside, Blitzø seeing a silhouette of a seal-like creature.
"Uh, that. Probably. Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie and Lizzie, cover the entrances. I got it here." Blitzø commands as he aims his gun out the window.
"Yes, sir." Moxxie salutes before getting in position on the roof and aiming a rifle at the creature, a giant leopard seal.
"Hey, y-you got him, Mox?" Blitzø asks.
"Yes, sir!"
"Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!" Blitzø starts firing at the monster along with Moxxie as Millie and Lizzie prepare to fight at the doors.
Moxxie takes a shaky inhale before exhaling slowly and firing, blowing the seal's head clean off.
"Good shot, Moxxie!" Lizzie exclaims.
"Guess he met his match, heh heh. Eat shit in Hell, polar slut! Good job, Mox, now let's get out of this frozen fuck-hole." Blitzø shivers.
"Hold it, Blitzø." Millie observes the seal's corpse, "Look at these marks! They weren't made by no bullets. And here, bitemarks."
"Shhhhit."
"Uh, what? What's the problem?" Moxxie asks.
"This slut wasn't running toward us." Blitzø aims his gun as the four group up, covering each other's flanks.
"He was running away...from something else..." Millie says.
"The true killer." Lizzie narrows her eyes.
"Look!" Moxxie gestures to a penguin on top of a glacier, blood around its beak as it stares angrily at the four.
"Drop him!" Blitzø commands as Moxxie shoots the penguin and kills it, "Shit." a whole huddle of penguins show up, "Fuck, that's like ten!"
"More like a hundred!" Lizzie takes out her knives.
"Well...maybe those ones are nice." Millie gives the benefit of the doubt.
A trio of penguins squawk to each other saying, "Who are they? Who are they? Who are they? Who are they?"
One penguin walks forward and growls out slurs.
"They're not!" Blitzø points before running off, "RUN!"
"Don't need to tell me twice!" Lizzie follows after him with Moxxie and Millie.
The penguins start following them, their mouths full of sharp teeth.
"Mox! Come on!" Millie pulls him into the research station as Lizzie and Blitzø barricade the broken door with furniture. The penguins try to break in, growling out slurs.
"Sir, Liz, uh, could one of you get us out of here?!" Moxxie asks as he shoots at the penguins, Millie pushing against the barricades.
Blitzø rubs the crystal, trying to make it work as Lizzie was stabbing the penguins, "Fucking wrist crystal!"
"What's the hold up, Blitzø?" Millie asks.
"We-I can't just make it go, okay? I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!" Blitzø throws himself around, grunting as he claws at the crystal and punches it before rubbing it, "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!" he grips the crystal with his teeth and falls down to the ground.
"Blitzø, it's from the Lust ring. It's not about force. It's an art." Lizzie told him.
"Lizzie's right. You gotta treat it right, caress it." Millie makes a blowjob motion as Moxxie kills another penguin.
"I don't know, I-ugh! I've never been good at this shit!" Blitzø told the two.
"Use your tongue!" Lizzie and Millie shout in unison.
Blitzø starts to lick the crystal out of obligation as the other three imps stare at him in shock and disgust.
"How do you not know how to do this?"
"Moxxie, I'm a fucking top!" Blitzø continues to lick the crystal.
Lizzie sighs, blushing in embarrassment, "I can't believe I'm about to say this. But try something that Stolas does. Spell the alphabet."
"A...uh, um-C-B!"
"With your tongue!" Millie corrects him.
"Oh, I knew that." he starts licking the crystal while reciting the alphabet, "A, B, C, and D..."
"Oh, for Satan's sake." Moxxie shoves Blitzø's hand into his mouth and starts to voluptuously tongue the crystal.
Blitzø starts blushing, "Oh, damn."
"Okay!" Lizzie smirks teasingly at Millie.
"I taught him that." Millie smirks proudly as the portal suddenly opens.
Moxxie wipes his mouth, "Can we go, please?" he covers his face in embarrassment as he and Blitzø walk through the portal.
"Let's light them up, Millie!" Lizzie grins as she and Millie leap through the portal.
"Eat this, bitches! Hah!" Millie throws a lit match through the portal at a ruptured gas canister. She squeals excitedly and laughs maniacally as Lizzie cheers. The portal closes as an explosion blows up the research station, leaving a crater as a lone penguin walks up to where the station once was. It slurs and shakes its fist.