Exes and Oohs

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Moxxie holds a mug as Loona texts on her phone, Anarchy looking bored, "You know, I checked the scale today." he inhales, "And it said I lost two pounds this week."

Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone.

"Mmhm?" Anarchy looks at him up in down in boredom.

Moxxie looks annoyed, "I. Am notFAT!"

Millie kicks open the front door, stomping into the office while mumbling angrily. She throws a mug into the table and hits a button entitled , "Nut button!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi I'm a Hooman!". She throws a knife and lunges at said cutout, screaming.

Lizzie and Vickie walk into the room.

"I'd keep your distance. Millie's not doing so good." Lizzie advises.

Moxxie looks at his wife, disturbed, "Millie, honey. Is everything okay?"

Millie hisses back at Moxxie, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down, "Yeah. Just, bumped into an ex."

"Oh! Oh..."

"He just kept going on about how he has money now, and "a bright future," and "a bigger cock"." Millie puts her knife away.

"Wait, what?"

"Excuse me?"

"Gross."

"Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to-" Millie punches a filing cabinet in frustration, papers flying.

Blitzø enters the room shortly after, on the phone, "What the fuck is all this noise?! I got a client!"

"Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned-" Moxxie holds a photo of two imps in horse suits kissing, "what is this?"

"Uh..." Blitzø snatches the picture away, "research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay, I alphabetized them." he throws the paper before walking back into his office and getting back to his phone call, "Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?"

"Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate."

"Uh, you want us killing someone in hell, 'cause I gotta tell ya, that ain't exactly our business no more."

"I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. It's in regards to a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time."

"Ooh, how ominous." Blitzø chuckles, "Fine, whatever, what's the address?"

Transportation has already been taken care of."

Blitzø notices a helicopter in front of his building. He runs to the office the others are in to find the helicopter before the main window, "What the fuck is that?" the helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall, "Satan's ass crack! Enough with the walls, shit, we have a door!" he gestures to the door as a gust of wind blows all the photos he had away, "My research!!"

Two imp children grab one of the photos and are visibly disgusted; one is crying, and the other is vomiting from the result.

The helicopter approaches the I.M.P., creating a bridge for them to walk upon, and the pilot steps out.

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