The Rant Book

Being a Girl on the Internet

It's 6 am I've been up all night so if any of this makes no sense don't question it okay okay.

Clash of Clans is a horrifying game.

The chat option rose from the fiery depths of hell to crush young humans dreams.

I mean um I love video games?

But really, if you're a girl and you step foot into the video game world, you're pretty much without a doubt going to get flirted on.

But what really annoys me is this person.

ASDFGHJKL69: hey

Annie100tski: hullo

ASDFGHJKL69: ey Annie you a girl?

Annie100tski: yes... Why?

ASDFGHJKL69: <3 <3 OMG WANNA GO OUT

Annie100tski: No. I literally just met you on a silly iOS game, you don't know who I am, what I look like or what I enjoy. All you know is I'm a female. Why don't you go out into the big outside world and see what real love is like okay?

I've legit said this to people on Clash of Clans and Minecraft servers all the time.

Or you could just say you're lesbian of you really want to get rid of them. That usually works...

Like I know the majority of gamers are boys but please refrain from treating me like I'm the messiah whenever I get online I just want to play video games ok