The Rant Book

Roleplayers

Some people are good at role playing, they have a reasonable character and are very descriptive.

But those people are incredibly difficult to find like really where are you people

Okay so just to give you an idea of what I mean of awful roleplay characters, I'll just create a few that are like 100% sociably unacceptable

1. The Mary Sue (My little Pony)

Name: Princess Adeline
Species: Alicorn
Looks: flowing, purple hair, extremely tall, giant jet black wings, the prettiest pony in all of equestria.
Personality: Kind, caring, nice, accepting, natural leader, selfless, brave, smart, honest.
Background: She's the daughter of Princess Celestia but was abandoned and went through depression because of itand she developed a dark side and it comes out like whenever but she still somehow ended up ruling equestria and loves everyone and rainbows and sunshine and sparkles.

NO JUST NO KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Like I can understand wanting to be an Alicorn or royalty, I've had my share of Alicorn ocs myself.

But at least have a legitimate reason as to why you're so powerful, and make your character have a reasonable appearance.

2. Black and Red pony -_-

Okay so first off I can understand if your oc just happens to be red and black, that's fine.

BUT WHEN YOUR OC IS RED AND BLACK AND HAS FANGS AND BAT WINGS AND DRAGON EYES AND HIS/HER NAME IS SIR SHADOW BRINGER THE THIRD

Then you my dear friend need to google or bing or whatever you kids use these days what a good OC is.

Like really do you except a tall black pony with flaming red hair and vampire fangs with luminescent yellow eyes to just waltz down the streets of Ponyville?

The fandom hasn't even fully gotten over Sombra yet like we don't need this.

3. This person-

*watches video about say, something happening to one of their favorite characters*

OH NO HOW DARE THEY I WILL SAVE YOU *grows wings and flies to the rescue shoots lazers at the attacker and he dies*

Okay so when you see a video or read a book that has nothing to do with you, please refrain from bringing your oc and role playing that no one else understands into it. And still with that unreasonable opness.

4. Five Nights At Freddy's

uGH

Do I even need to describe this?

Okay, the animatronics don't talk once, they don't interact with each other, they don't show any type of personality.

So WHY in the WORLD are you people SHIPPING then and giving the INDIVIDUAL PERSONALITIES and ROLEPLAYING AS THEM?

And I'm actually asking this I don't get it like what's so appealing about a pirate fox that tries to maul your face off?

And the shippings like why

5. People that just don't understand roleplaying

Google is always your friend, so here's the legitimate definition of roleplaying.

1.
the acting out or performance of a particular role, either consciously (as a technique in psychotherapy or training) or unconsciously, in accordance with the perceived expectations of society with regard to a person's behavior in a particular context.
2.
participation in a role-playing game.

I'm going to use people on Mincraft servers as an example of failures at this.

Running around saying 'Hi!' Or 'Hey what you doing' is not roleplaying.

And in the definition it says a particular role, so please for the love of all that is holy stick to your character or I will stab you

Since I can't think of any more I guess I'm done here.

:3