The Rant Book

Five Nights At Freddy's

Okay so, I've mentioned a few things I... Highly dislike... About the FNAF 'fandom' in the roleplayong chapter.

Since FNAF is such a weird and cringe worthy thing, I decided I needed to expand on the subject.

So, il just list a few things that make me want to sTAB EVERYTHING

1. Shipping FNAF characters

There are just... So many things wrong with doing this.

First off- the characters other than the player and possibly the phone guy...? Are all animatronics (this is mostly applying to the first game, idek if Marionette or Balloon Boy are robots or not)

Definition of animatronic:
of, relating to, or being a puppet or similar figure that is animated by means of electromechanical devices. - an·i·ma·tron·i·cal·ly \-ni-k(ə-)lē\ adverb.

Okay, as im sure you know, electronic devices don't have feelings or thoughts now do they?

Something can only feel love if it is alive, meaning it can breath and think for itself etc

And I fuck you not, while searching stuff on five nights at Freddy's for this rant, I ran into Rule 34 stuff.

There is literally porn of animatronic animals.

Why.

Metal exoskeletons don't have penises Internet.

2. Oc's

I think I've seen 1 good FNAF Oc.

Only 1.

Okay the problem with Oc's in this fandom is the lore behind the game.

According to lore and theories, there were 5 kids stuffed into the suits. Only 5. Keep In mind im still going by the first game only.

Going by this, how could there be other animatronics? In the second game, the new ones were the same skeletons etc, so they are still the same 5 dead kids. Once again I don't really know about the other characters like Marionette Balloon boy Mangle or the purple guy WHY IS THIS GAME SO COMPLICATED ITS LITERALLY ABOUT OPENING DOORS AND TURNING ON LIGHTS

And again with shipping your OC with canon characters. Animatronics. Don't. Feel. Love.

3. People convinced the characters are 'good' and 'kind hearted'

Okay, the story behind the Fnaf franchise is hat you are a night guard in a haunted pizzeria where the animatronics want to track you down and stuff you into a suit with an exoskeleton inside.

This includes characters such as Foxy or Marionette.

Characters in this game are not 'actually nice and want to help the player but are just misunderstood' or any of that crap. The same with Purple Guy or Vincent or whatever you kids call him.

HE IS LITERALLY THE MASS MURDERER OF CHILDREN. HE DOES NOT LOVE YOU OMFG.

*deep breaths*

This also goes with the previous issues that robots do not feel love.

Now I do realize that the spirits trapped in the suits may be capable of feelings, but that's not really confirmed and even if they were, I think they would be set on revenge of any night guards considering that was who killed them in the first place.

And now that I think of it, isn't Fnaf porn basically necrophilia child porn?

Wtf.

Okay I think I'm done here, this has been one hell of a rant basically because I actually like this game and the theories but the fan base just ruins it entirely.

Have I mentioned I'm bad at outros?