The Rant Book

Homework

So just in advanced I am going to telll you that I'm definitely NOT supposed to be writing a research project due tomorrow right now what pssh no

Homework is probably one of the worst things to ever happen to me.

And no, I'm not even exxaagerating. 

CAN I JUST HAVE A MINI RANT RIGHT HERE

BOUT MY KEYBOARD BEING A BITCH

LIKE I DIDNT EVEN CLICK ENTER UP THERE IT JUST KINDA DID THAT.

AND IT KEEPS DUPLICATING LETTERS

STAHP.

From now on I'm keeping all mistakes done by my keyboard as they are just so you can see how URGH it is.

So, about homework, honestly, it's pretty unnessacary.

In 20 years, am I really gonna need to know how to figure out how many pund's Sally's VCR player was?

Who even has a VCR player anymore Mrs. Bailey?

And it's not just about the use of homework, homework causes SO much stress. I even read this article about the mystical state of Ohio school board getting rid of homework because like I said, its mostly pointless and mainly just causes stress.

Also, teaachers are always telling us to 'Go outside!' 'Spend time with your family!' 'Don't forget your 60 minutes of exercise!'

How the hell do you except us to do all of that when you give us an hours worth of homework that eventuaally ends up taking most people 2 hours? 

MINI RANT 2.0 THERES A FUCKING BUG IN HERE AND IT WILL NOT SHUT UP

Lastly I just want to rant about schoolwork in general, mostly math.

I mentione the weight of Sally's VCR, right?

Like who the hell caraes? For the most part, I know what job I want in my futuree and it does not require me to know the weight of VCR's or how many meatballs Mr. Edgar bought.

In fact, the job I want would require the things I mentioned before that are harder to do with homework, like going outside, excercsigin etc

(you flucking keyboard stopit)

I think that's all for tonight. Now excuse me, I have 2 paragraphs to write about why castles are basically the same thing as the White House.