Nightmares (HP) (Drarry)

ten: regards from your god

Dear students of Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry,

It is my dearest displeasure to announce that because of misbehavior amongst students and faculty that I, Dolores Umbridge, host of the current Lady Magic, professor of Defense Againist the Dark Arts, and Ministry high Inquisitionor, must introduce a new set of Ministry approved rules.

If these rules are found broken, you will lose house points and or receive a detention. All detenions from here on out will be dealt with by me.

1.( All clubs/gatherings of five or more people are henceforth disbanded. Quidditch is included.

2.( Any and all public displays of PDA are henceforth banned. This includes same sex couples.

3.( All Divination classes henceforth will be supervised by me. Skipping any classes run or supervised by me will without a proper teacher's note will receive a punishment.

4.( Any religious beliefs discussed beyond what is Ministry approved with be henceforth repremanded.

5.( Any and all plotting against the Ministry, or what may be interrupted as such, will be punished severely.

6.( Complaining about punishments will receive one verbal warning and then an automatic detenion.

7.( Care for Magical Creatures will be henceforth disbanded and Discussions of Blood Purity Ideologies will take it's place. I will be teaching it. It will give students a class period for debate over magical blood purity. The common Mudblood slur is allowed in debate. We will also be studying the origins of every side. Biases may exist (albiet limited.) Any sides I take are reflections of the Ministry's stance on these matters.

8.( Hogsmeade weekends are henceforth disbanded.

9.( Any reports of homosexual behaviour may henceforth be punished with a detention for each infraction. No exceptions.

10.( No spells are allowed to be casted outside of their respected classrooms. No exceptions. Injuries must be dealt with by Madame Pompfrey or with potions; healing spells are not permitted.

11.( Rules can be added when I do so please. Complaints about such will result in a punishment.

I thank the community for their respect and patience. I thank the student body and faculty for thier future compliance.

Regards,
Your God

"H-o-ly shit," Ron breathed. "First, you get cursed by Malfoy–" Harry, at his side, sighed, "– and now Umbridge is straight up delusional. Fan-fucking-tastic."

Hermione frowned at the flyer. "Some of these feel targeted." Her gaze followed along the walls of the Great Hall, where copies of the flyer were plastered in the hundreds.

"That's because they all are." Harry ran a hand through his hand, trying to let the sensation ground him. He couldn't focus fully, but from what he could comprehend Umbitch just became a whole knew level of meddlesome.

"She's practically encouraging people to say Mudblood," Hermione hissed. "I can't take this. I'm skipping."

Harry felt surprised that Hermione, of all people, would willingly skip any class, but it was short lived. "You really don't want to do that," he sighed. "Those detentions are bad."

"What d'ya mean?" asked Ron. "They can't be that unbearable."

Harry bit his lip. "Actually, there might be something I've neglected to tell you..."