Hi&Kool | Enhypen

24. Art

<Art Class>

JK: What are you doing here SH?  SH: I missed the last live nude model drawing, so this is makeup.  JK: What? We're having a nude model?  SH: You look uncultured.  Close your mouth.  JK: How do you do this?  SH: Do what?  JK: Get in my classes to embarrass me.  SH: Lucky, I guess. 

JK: I guess being a celebrity has its privilege. SH: I'm not gaming the system. We all want the same thing.  JK: What's that?  SH: A happy SH, means a gold medal for SK.  JK: Don't you want to sit with HS or J instead?  SH: Not really, they're not as much fun.  Don't tell me, you haven't seen a live penis before?  JK: I have.  SH: You're own.  JK: Yeah.  SH: That doesn't count.  

JK: Wait, how do you know it's going to be a guy?  SH: They gave me a choice.  JK: You got to choose. You mean we could have seen boobs.  SH: Don't pretend you like boobs.  JK: I'm not pretending.  SH: <mad> Well, you're not allowed.  JK: oh.

SH: The instructor had a model portfolio, I got to pick the model.  JK: Really? That's just weird, a teacher showing you porn.  SH: That's art, you dim-wit.  JK: What did you pick?  SH: A young well-built, handsome model.

JK: No you didn't.  You're making all this up.  SH: Well, don't be surprised.  JK: You know you're being a perv.  SH: Well, it's your fault.  JK: How is it my fault?  SH: Cuz, you're cute.  JK:<blush>

<Male model>

Instructor: So today we have a male model. Be sure to capture every gesture, especially the hands. For those who are new, don't focus on one spot.  We have limited time.

SH: Hear that Jake, don't focus on one spot.  JK: I'm not really good at art.  I prefer math, science and music.  SH: Let's make a bet.  Who ever losses has homework after class?  JK: What kind of homework?  SH: The same kind, silly.  JK: decline.  SH: Ok, would you choose drawing me naked or posing naked.  

JK: Neither.  SH: Oh, come on Jake. Humor me.  Just choose one.  JK: Ok, it doesn't mean we're doing it.  I'm bad at art, so I rather model than draw.  SH: You would stand in front of me naked?  JK: No, that was just hypothetical.  SH: What are you afraid of.  JK: I have nothing to hide.  

SH: Then show me.  JK: No.  SH: Well, then there must be something wrong.  JK: Nothing is wrong with me. Show some modesty.  SH:  What's that?  JK: Nevermind, let's just draw.  It's timed and I'm bad at it.

SH: I can't wait.  It's not going to be stick figures, right.  JK: Don't laugh.  The model might think you're laughing at him.  SH: He can see I'm looking and laughing at you.

SH: That's a little small, you should make it larger.  JK: What? I drew it earlier.  SH: Well, it's larger now.  JK: I can't keep changing it.  SH: It's not that hard. JK: Stop looking at my drawing. Work on your stuff.  SH: I'm almost done.  

JK: How can you be almost done, I'm only halfway.  <looks over> Wow, you're fast.  SH: Don't say that to a person, unless he just finished running.  JK: haha.  SH: No, I'm serious.  JK: Ok, I'm done.  I think it looks good.  

SH: <burst into laughing out loud> hahaha.  JK: Shhhh.  SH: That's not art.  How can you be this bad at drawing?  JK: Let me see yours. Oh. yours look really good. You'll get an A, I'll be lucky if I get a C.   SH: It looks like a Picasso.  JK: I was going for that.  SH: No you weren't.  JK: Ok, I wasn't.  

SH: Let's exchange, so we can have a piece of art from each other.  JK: Mine isn't really any good.  SH: But you drew it.  So I love it.  JK: Ok.  I guess you want me to sign it.  I'm embarrassed.  SH: If you want to try again, I can model for you.  JK: ah, no thanks. I don't think I want anyone to find a naked drawing of you in my house.  That would be creepy.  

SH: That's art.  You could fetch a sizable sum for it.  JK: You would sell a nude picture of yourself.  SH: No. But I'm just saying it wouldn't be cheap.  Even if you cover the face, the body alone would fetch a fortune. JK: Really?  

SH: Curious?  JK: No. SH: I'm going to get a frame for you, so you can hang it in your bedroom.  JK: Why does his penis look a little large.  SH: Really, it looks right to me.  You must not have been looking right at it.  JK: Wait. Why does the face look like you?  Did you just draw yourself?  SH: No. I think you're fantasying instead.  JK: No I'm not, you drew yourself.  

SH: See, wasn't this fun. Isn't it better with someone you know and to share your first experience with?  JK: It's not my first time.  SH: But it's your first time drawing a nude model.  JK: I guess.  Thanks, SH.  I like having your company.  Even if it's to embarrass me.  But I'm not going to hang your drawing. 

SH: Now you don't need to go and get porn, you have a drawing of me.  JK: That's weird SH. SH: It's art JK.  Can't you just appreciate art, and stop calling it porn.  I put in a lot of effort to get it just right. You're hurting my feelings.  JK: sary.  ok. I'll put it up, but I'm taking it down if someone comes over.

<Happiness is best served with company.>