two ❝don't get pregnant❞

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messages
dadfoot



dadfoot: AYO🔊AYO🔊


you: wth


dadfoot: well good morning
to you as well


you: what do you want


dadfoot: DO NOT GET
PREGNANT


you: no promises
erased
you: uh okay why


dadfoot: you know why
dadfoot: everyone at
hogwarts are becoming
horny freaky fucks


you: yes and so am I


dadfoot: MAYDAY MAYDAY


you: even hermione is


dadfoot: hermione.
dadfoot: as in hermione
granger
dadfoot: noo


you: yeahh


dadfoot: are you at the
burrow right now


you: yeah
you: i am leaving to
hogwarts tomorrow


dadfoot: and who are
you with...


you: harry, ron,
and hermione...


dadfoot: harry you say....


you: yeah...


dadfoot: okay...
dadfoot: a genuine question
dadfoot: have you done
the deed yet...


you: yeah


dadfoot: WHAT


you: kiddingggg


dadfoot: good i was
about to talk to some
people🔪😇


you: shut up you're just
mad that i have more
action than you


dadfoot: i will drag you


you: bet
you: oh wait harry is
calling me to his room


dadfoot: good thing
you're not going


you: last time i checked
your only action was
holding hands with
kreacher
you: bye now!


dadfoot: i swear to god
if you go

you are offline
















meanwhile in the heaven group chat...




james: DAMN STELLA
ROASTED THE SHIT OUT
OF SIRIUS



regulus: sirius is right
regulus: harry and stella
are a little TOO close
regulus: potter jr
should get his hands off
of stella...


lily: come on regulus let
them live


james: unlike you🤣


lily: you are both dead.


marlene: stella is actual
bae tho


dorcas: she is an icon


james: that time when she
hexed that romy girl



regulus: when she got
banned from france and
spain


lily: AND that time when
she made harry try on a
maid suit


regulus: mhm that's
my niece you all are
talking about


lily: that's my goddaughter


james: still mad that sirius
didn't appoint me as a godfather


regulus: probably because
sirius is a simp for remus


marlene: wait do you
see this shit


dorcas: damn harry and
stella are really getting it



regulus: horny fucks
regulus: they better not
do it i don't want to see this


lily: TURN THE TV OFF
LET THEM HAVE SOME
PRIVACY


marlene: mood destroyer


regulus: please someone
obliviate me


james: stella defo a top


dorcas: most def











a/n: kinda lovin the heaven groupchat things. should i do more?


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