harry: but what? are you hurt? do i need to get my diamond sword out?
billius: protective harry protective harry protective harry
you:
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mione: how do you get these pictures?!
you: my main g colin creevey🥶
you: as i was saying, right now i am at something called a walmart so want anything?
billius: stella is being nice?😳
you: only sometimes don't get used to it
harry: i would like condoms
you: don't worry that was first on the list
you: would you want plastic bags🥺
harry: yes😫
mione: what for?
harry: NOTHING
billius: ok this is my list
billius:
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you: you're lucky i'm rich
harry: what do you need a vibrator for-
billius: it's self explanatory scar head
mione: why do you need red hair dye?
you: is ronald billius weasley a fake ginga?! #notclickbait
billius: that's a secret i'll never tell xoxo gossip girl
harry: ok but can we appreciate how sirius hasn't killed me yet
mione: time is ticking for you buddy
you: ok i'm coming home just in case sirius pulls some shit that will put him in azkaban for the second time
stella put on her earphones and started to listen to 'can you hear my heart' to add a dramatic effect.
she had all of ron's stuff in one hand and a key in the other.
she started running fast like really fast.
sike she a silly little slowpoke.
not only that, even though she didn't want to admit harry potter did break her back so she couldn't run fast.
she stopped running and realized she was at the lupin cottage.
she stopped her music and texted remus.
fav werewolf
you: i'm outside your house bestie
fav werewolf: NO DON'T COME IN
she decided to ignore his message and went inside the lupin cottage anyway.
stella already had the key so she unlocked the door and went upstairs.
when she went into remus' room she saw a horrifying sight.
sirius and remus were 'wrestling'.
"mmm this is definetly fruity'. stella said and walked into the living room.
sirius and remus both ran downstairs to see stella playing mario kart on the tv.
"hey." she simply said not looking up from the tv.
"uh why aren't you saying anything..." sirius said.
"i said hey helen keller." stella rolled her eyes.
"we mean about the sight you just saw." remus added on.
"because i don't give a fuck." stella laughed. "you see i am not the type of person to murder someone because they are living their best life." stella gestured over to sirius who cheekily smiled and waved.
"so how about this." stella continued. "you don't murder harry, and forget that i told you anything and i won't care that i just walked in on you guys doing to mango tango."
"deal." sirius said and stuck his hand out and stella shook it.
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