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in the heaven groupchat...
james: this pussy guy
gives me bad vibes
lily: you mean pucey?
regulus: same thing lmfao
lily: eh idk it might be
some silly crush
regulus: i-
regulus: no i am a #starry
shipper
james: nothing can come
between them
lily: except for ginny
lily: if stella had the chance
she would be with ginny
regulus: no
regulus: #starry4eva
james: where is dorcas and
marlene?
lily: probably snogging
regulus: oh😃
james: I HAVE AN IDEA
lily: what's your idea
regulus: i'm not gonnna be
mercy
james: reggie with his tiktok
memes
james: as i was saying we should
prank pussy
lily: pucey*
lily: why?
james: because we don't like
him
james: and he is getting in
between our starry ship
regulus: YESSSS
james: YESSSS
lily: ugh fine
lily: only because i am a
starry shipper as well
james: brilliant!
james: how should we prank
him?
regulus: james-
regulus: you're lucky i'm smart
lily: what's your idea?
regulus: ✨catfish✨
james: YES
james: and then we will
blame it on severus!!
regulus: YESSS
lily: oh my
lily: ok i am in
james: great!!
regulus: let's use sommer ray
as the face
lily: regulus you are doing this
because i don't want random
girls in james' phone
james: jealous?
lily: divorce is an option you know.
james: yup sorry!
regulus: ya boys whipped
regulus: anyways i'll go
to prank him now
meanwhile on earth.
regulus' pov
direct messages to @adrianpucey
you: hi cutie !!
adrian: uh hey?
you: how are you on
this fine evening?
adrian: it's morning.
you: yes sorry my bad!!
you: i'm dory
you: and i have short term
m-m-memory loss
YOU ARE READING
𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒² - h.potter
Fanfiction❝why is everyone so..?❞ in which stella black and the rest of hogwarts get out of their awkward stage. @𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞
