father in law: i like randomly coming out to people.
harry: nice, well i need advice
father in law: yes?
harry: iwanatellstellailoverher
father in law: welcome to simp city my guy.
harry: you've been simping for remus since day 1 shut the hell up.
father in law: simping for remus is a lifestyle
father in law: BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM HE IS MINE
harry: dude i am in a relationship with your daughter
father in law: i know but like remus is hot so anyone can simp for him
harry: nevermind asking you for advice all you ever do is talk about how hot remus is
father in law: ok fine i'll stop
father in law: what do you need?
harry: *nostrils flare up and down*
harry: i told you already
father in law: ohh yeahh
father in law: ok well i think to do those taylor swift music video where you put it up to the window and that sick stuff
father in law: #wattpadgrind
harry: i'm asking remus
vending machine
harry: hullo
vending machine: why did you just say 'hullo'
harry: pls not you just tell me some advice
vending machine: fine, wot is it? 🧍♀️
harry: how do you tell someone you love them?
vending machine: hmmm
vending machine: if you are talking about stella then you should probably go sky diving and when you are in the middle of the air just scream 'i love you.'
harry: really?
vending machine: yup
harry: thank you! i just bought the tickets.
harry is offline
little did harry know it wasn't remus who was actually texting him.
"sirius give me back my phone!" yelled an angry remus. while sirius was giggling like crazy.
"you're hot when you're angry." sirius pointed out then went back to running.
remus took the phone out of sirius' hands then looked at the messages between 'him' and harry.
remus' eyes widened and looked at sirius who was still laughing.
"sirius!" yelled remus. "is this suppose to be a good idea?"
"i guess?"
dick destroyer😍
harry: get ready tomorrow we are going sky diving
dick destroyer😍: bet
a/n: get ready🤑 pls and i am really feeding y'all today.
AND SORRY I HATE WRITING FLUFF
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