𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒² - h.potter

seventeen ❝stella the commentator❞

It was the first game of the quidditch season and Stella was not thrilled.

"Quidditch sounds like a sex position," Stella said to Hermione.

The only reason Stella was not thrilled was that Mcgonagall is making her commentate as a punishment.

"Quidditch is actually amazing." Said Ginny. "Maybe if you didn't fall off that broom in the first year you would actually enjoy it."

Stella just simply rolled her eyes walking to the pitch.

"Black!" Cried, McGonagall. "We need you up here now!" She said while pulling Stella into the booth.

"How the fuck is this suppose to work," Stella asked obviously confused.

McGonagall did her queen shit and fixed up the microphone. "Ok now say something to test it out."

"Ron Weasley is a simp," Stella spoke into the microphone which echoed across the pitch. Ron flipped her off.

"Oops sorry. I mean I wasn't wrong-" Before Stella could finish McGonagall pulled her.

"Enough Black!" Stella just shrugged her shoulders.

After at least an hour of McGonagall lecturing Stella the game has started.

"Uh hello- uh yeah. Hey, Hogwarts I am the amazing Stella Black and I am going to be your commentator I guess lol."

The Gryffindor captain and Hufflepuff captain shook hands. Then mounted their brooms.

Ginny did some hot girl shit and grabbed the quaffle with Ethan Humberstone right next to her.

"Go emba! Go!" Stella announced. While Ginny winked at her. "Luna is a lucky girl."

Then there was Harry who was reaching for the snitch. "Harry Potter is now chasing the snitch like how he was chasing after me last year."

"Black!"

"Sorry, Min!"

"Ooo and Angelina Johnson. A queen I am telling you. Pulled both of the Weasley twins-"

"Black! If you do not stay on topic I will fire you!"

Stella rolled her eyes. "Sorry to break it to you Minnie but I never wanted to be commentator anyway."

Ginny took the quaffle and threw it into the hoop making two Hufflepuffs falls off their brooms.

"Yes!" Stella cheered. "Ginevra Molly Weasley pulled some real hot girl shit!"

Dean got up. "Ay! I am the only hot girl here!"

Dumbledore got up after Dean. "Me too!" Dean pushed him off which made him topple on Seamus.

"Get him off!" Seamus cried.

McGonagall quickly rushed to the stands to help.

"Oop-" Stella said into the microphone. "Games over I guess?"

McGonagall helped Dumbledore up while all the players stopped playing.

"Games over!" Stella yelled. "Gryffindor wins because I said so!"

"You only said they won because that is your own house!" Some random dude from Hufflepuff yelled.

"And what do you want to do about it-" Stella was cut off quickly by McGonagall yelling to stop.

"Ugh you all are so boring- go follow me on Instagram I guess," Stella announced.

"Most of the school already follows you!" Fred and George yelled.

"As they should!" Hermione, Remus, and Sirius yelled.

"Bye see y'all next time!" Stella started. "I would like to thank Minnie for this experience and I will definitely do this more often."

The whole pitch clapped.

"Thank you. Thank you!"

"Enough Black!" McGonagall cried. Stomping over to Stella.

Stella ran out of the booth before. Before McGonagall could get to her.

a/n: um sorry my writing is horrible but PEOPLE WANTED HER TO BE COMMENTATOR

today's pic

much better😍