five ❝the hot black family❞

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bad bitches only

gin: stell...
gin: pantsy was calling
you're dad hot

dean: did she lie😩

seamus: not you simping
over stellas DAD

dean: the blacks have
good genes🙄

harry<3: fr

you: i love this group chat
you: just complimenting
me

billius: we were actually
comeplimenting sirius...

you: shut up
you: actually you said the
BLACKS have good genes and
if you are stupid i
am a black so therefore
you are complimenting me

parvati: here is the order for me
1 stella
2 bellatrix
3 narcissa

harry<3: mine is
1 stella
2 stella
3 stella

nev: whats that i see
nev: i see a SIMP

harry<3: yes

you: if you wanna suck a
lil digg then say that you
horny freaky fug

harry<3: yes

dean: 1 sirius
2 regulus
3 stella

seamus: oh damn yeah
regulus is finee

luna: this groupchat is very
much ✨facts✨

you: thank you luna my
love if you weren't taken
by ginny i would date you

harry<3: did you like
forget that your boyfriend
is in this chat

you: no i know

padma: can we get a F in
the chat for harry

mione: f

billius: f

dean: f

seamus: f

gin: f

luna: f

















meanwhile in the heaven groupchat...



regulus: f
regulus: did you see that
regulus: everyone do
be simping over the blacks

james: and the potters

regulus: who said

james: i did❤️
james: and lily

lily: i very much did not

james: then why did you
get married to me

lily:i felt bad

marlene: 👁👄👁🍿

dorcas: hey gimme some

marlene: no get your own

regulus: all the potters
are simps

james: and you are not?

regulus: no

james: didn't you like die a
virgin or something

regulus: i was 18 when i died
regulus: theres an exception

james: no there is not

regulus: you were like
21 when you lost it

marlene: oh no i ran out of popcorn

lily: 🍿here

marlene: thank you bae

dorcas: you idiot gimme some

james: yeah well it was
both me and lilys first time😀✌️

lily: who said that😳

regulus: DAMN
regulus: marlene give
me some of that popcorn

marlene: no❤️

dorcas: selfish bastard

james: who did you lose it to then?

lily: uh
lily: severus...

lily is offline

regulus: I CANNOT

dorcas: PLSSS I AM PISSING

marlene: IMAGINE HOW
SIRIUS WOULD BE MAKING
FUN OF JAMES RIGHT NOW

james: all of you are meanies























a/n: um tea

rant: report cards still didn't come out scared

today's pic:

and this bitch still didn't name his child after hagrid

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and this bitch still didn't name his child after hagrid

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