yk what. i would say i'm sorry. but i'm not.
pic creds go to my friend @chaoticfanfics fun fact, i wrote the simon x dave fic on their account 😩😩😩
L: is leon Y: is yasuhiro T: is taka M: is mondo
warnings: sex (not graphic at all), talking about dicks, swearing
NOT A SMUT FIC, ONE BC IM LAZY, TWO BC THATS NOT THE POINT, AND THREE THATS NOT HOW THE RP WENT
ok now time for the fic
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The two idiots arrive at the sauna
Y: "I don't actually wanna fuck in here... It's kinda all gross and shit."
L: "Damn ok."
Y: "WAIT SHIT DID YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO-"
L: "I MEAN YOU SUGGESTED IT!"
Y: "WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY NO- WELL SHIT NEVER MIND LETS GO HOMO"
*sauna things occur, yk what i mean*
Y: "..."
Y: "Tiny ass dick."
L: "IT IS NOT!"
Y: "It's kinda small...like not in a bad way... it just is."
L: "It is not >:( "
Y: "Lemme measure it then."
L: "Do you just carry around a fucking measuring tape on you?"
Y: "No lol. I can just guess"
Hiro just fucking stares at Leon's dick for a solid minute
Y: "Yeah my measurements say your dick is just a lil small. It's nothing to be ashamed of. I still like it. It's kinda cute. I mean it doesn't compare to my giant fucking horse cock but whateva."
L: "DID YOU JUST CALL MY FUCKING DICK CUTE?!?"
Y: "Yes, now let's give it a name."
L: "What the fuck you are literally insane."
Y: "And you just had sex with me, what does that make you? Anyways tell Lil Gerald it's ok he isn't that big."
L: "HE IS NOT A FUCKING MIDGET! >:("
Y: "I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS."
L: "YOU'RE IMPLYING IT!"
Y: "I JUST SAID HE'S A LIL SMALL!"
L: "HE IS COMPLETELY AVERAGE."
Y: "YEAH AND MINE IS HUGE LOL."
L: "SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Y: "YOU CAN'T EVEN DENY IT NOW HA!"
L: "I'm leaving. >:("
Y: "WAIT NO BABE COME BACK!!!"
L: "Fiiinnneee."
Y: "Dude that sex was kinda gay... I mean fucking your homies? Mad sus."
L: "We're literally dating."
Y: "Heh heh yeah lol gay as fuck."
L: "What the fuck."
Y: "Fuck? Nah man we just did it cool down."
The two kind of sit there for another 5 seconds going back and forth, but are still sitting there naked. The banter would've lasted longer if someone hadn't walked in.
T: *walks in, screams, and immediately runs away.*
Y: "Uhhhhh"
L: "I do not see it 😀"
Y: "Lol I mean it's not like we are closeted or anything. The whole school is gay."
L: "There isn't a single straight person here istg."
Taka runs into his dorm where Mondo was waiting, who was originally planning to surprise him
T: "MONDO MONDO MONDO MONDO MONDO!"
M: "Dude calm down!! What's wrong?"
T: "YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE NIGHT IN THE SAUNA? THE NIGHT WE GOT TOGETHER?"
M: "No shit dude how could I forget that"
T: "WELL I WALKED IN ON LEON AND HIRO AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT THEY DID WHAT WE DID!"
M: "WAIT REALLY??"
T: "MHM."
M: "HOLY SHIT I KNEW THEY WERE TOGETHER BUT DAMN."
T: "AND AS THE SCHOOL MONITOR I SHOULD BE UPSET BUT THAT WOULD BE QUITE HYPOCRITICAL.......considering we you know...performed quite similar acts ourselves..."
M: "Yeah yeah I got that... I'm just still in shock."
T: "THEY TOTALLY SAW ME AS WELL."
M: "DUDE YOU FUCKED UP."
T: "NO ONE ELSE USES THE SAUNA SINCE THEY'VE ALL FIGURED OUT WHAT WE DID... I ASSUMED NO ONE WOULD BE THERE!"
M: "Why would you even go back there?"
T: "To use the sauna for its intended purposes.. It doesn't weird me out considering it was me and you."
M: "Oh, yeah I guess that makes sense."
ok that's it. have a good day.
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