Advice from Hagakureon (just a tad serious part 2)

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Warning for talk about sex, but there isn't any actual dick time (yet) 😎😎. Also swearing. this one is less serious than last chapter
B: is byakuya, Y: is yasuhiro, L: is leon

Byakuya arrives and knocks at Yasuhiro's dorm.

L: "I'll get it bro, just stay here"

L: *gets up and opens door* "Byakuya? Why are you here?"

Y: "DUDE SINCE WHEN DOES LEG BOY COME VISIT US?!"

B: "Move, I need to talk to both of you."

L: "Fine then rich man."

Y: "LOOK MAN I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME WHO GAVE MAKOTO THE WEED IT WAS LEON-PLEASE HAVE MERCY"

L: "DUDE SHUT UP"

B: "You-what? That's not- I'll revisit that another time"

Y: "Well in that case Makoto did not consume any harmful substances. And even if he did, me and Leon don't know shit."

L: "Yep, totally."

B: "Well it's funny you bring up Makoto because I actually- I need your help. How did you two get together?"

The other two begin dying of laughter.

Y: "DUDE YOU LIKE MAKOTO?!"

L: "OHH DOES LEG BOY HAVE A CRUSH ON EGG MAN?!"

B: "I said nothing of the sorts, but yes I do."

Y: "Look man you don't want our help. Lemme recreate how I caught this hottie." *clears throat and stands up, looking at baseball man* "Straight up, we should kiss. Full homo." (This line is also from a rp I did with the same person lol)

L: "That is literally exactly what happened."

B: "And that really worked? You two are the dumbest people I have ever met."

L: "Honestly it might work."

B: "I will not be saying "straight up" or "full homo" to him."

The dumbass duo breaks out into another fit of laughter.

Y: "DUDE YOU SOUND LIKE AN OLD MAN."

L: "Dude just tell him you like him, or just go up and kiss him. He obviously likes you back."

B: "Wait- what do you mean he "obviously likes me back?" What do you know that I don't know?"

Y: "Look, you didn't hear this from me... but the egg boy may or may not have told us he likes you earlier."

B: "HE WHAT?!?!?!?!?"

L: "Plus, haven't you noticed the way he acts around you? He gets all flustered and shit."

B: "..."

L: "Dude just kiss him."

B: "Maybe I will, I still have one more couple to visit. Oh, and by the way, as a thank you, I figured I would let you in on a piece of information I learned."

Y: "Wha?"

L: "What is it."

B: "Turns out all of the "sauna" rumors about Ishimaru and Owada are true."

L: "I FUCKING KNEW IT!"

Y: "THEY FUCKED IN THE SAUNA?!?! JESUS."

L: "I KNEW IT."

B: "Hm. I'll be going now." *leaves*

Y: "..."

L: "..."

Y: "Hey babe we should fuck in the sauna. I'm half joking."

L: "What if we...fucked in the sauna... jk jk... unless? 😳"

Y: "I'm not graduating without fucking in the sauna."

(Next part will be really short lol)

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