Warning for talk about sex, but there isn't any actual dick time (yet) 😎😎. Also swearing. this one is less serious than last chapter
B: is byakuya, Y: is yasuhiro, L: is leon
Byakuya arrives and knocks at Yasuhiro's dorm.
L: "I'll get it bro, just stay here"
L: *gets up and opens door* "Byakuya? Why are you here?"
Y: "DUDE SINCE WHEN DOES LEG BOY COME VISIT US?!"
B: "Move, I need to talk to both of you."
L: "Fine then rich man."
Y: "LOOK MAN I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME WHO GAVE MAKOTO THE WEED IT WAS LEON-PLEASE HAVE MERCY"
L: "DUDE SHUT UP"
B: "You-what? That's not- I'll revisit that another time"
Y: "Well in that case Makoto did not consume any harmful substances. And even if he did, me and Leon don't know shit."
L: "Yep, totally."
B: "Well it's funny you bring up Makoto because I actually- I need your help. How did you two get together?"
The other two begin dying of laughter.
Y: "DUDE YOU LIKE MAKOTO?!"
L: "OHH DOES LEG BOY HAVE A CRUSH ON EGG MAN?!"
B: "I said nothing of the sorts, but yes I do."
Y: "Look man you don't want our help. Lemme recreate how I caught this hottie." *clears throat and stands up, looking at baseball man* "Straight up, we should kiss. Full homo." (This line is also from a rp I did with the same person lol)
L: "That is literally exactly what happened."
B: "And that really worked? You two are the dumbest people I have ever met."
L: "Honestly it might work."
B: "I will not be saying "straight up" or "full homo" to him."
The dumbass duo breaks out into another fit of laughter.
Y: "DUDE YOU SOUND LIKE AN OLD MAN."
L: "Dude just tell him you like him, or just go up and kiss him. He obviously likes you back."
B: "Wait- what do you mean he "obviously likes me back?" What do you know that I don't know?"
Y: "Look, you didn't hear this from me... but the egg boy may or may not have told us he likes you earlier."
B: "HE WHAT?!?!?!?!?"
L: "Plus, haven't you noticed the way he acts around you? He gets all flustered and shit."
B: "..."
L: "Dude just kiss him."
B: "Maybe I will, I still have one more couple to visit. Oh, and by the way, as a thank you, I figured I would let you in on a piece of information I learned."
Y: "Wha?"
L: "What is it."
B: "Turns out all of the "sauna" rumors about Ishimaru and Owada are true."
L: "I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
Y: "THEY FUCKED IN THE SAUNA?!?! JESUS."
L: "I KNEW IT."
B: "Hm. I'll be going now." *leaves*
Y: "..."
L: "..."
Y: "Hey babe we should fuck in the sauna. I'm half joking."
L: "What if we...fucked in the sauna... jk jk... unless? 😳"
Y: "I'm not graduating without fucking in the sauna."
(Next part will be really short lol)
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Naegami and Hagakureon quick lil story
RandomI may write serious shit in the future, but that's not what this is. This is heavily heavily based on some rp me and my friend did at midnight over discord. Some aspects are semi serious bc naegami is a comfort for the two of us. The hagakureon stuf...
