The gang were on their way to imp headquarters in style escorting blitzo and the gang who were in their van
Soon they approached the office only for
Pip: car!
They then saw a pink car coming their and parked itself in the imp vans spot
Luckily everybody stopped just as the car parked in the space
Otis: hey lady! That space is for the immediate muster professionals! So back up and park somewhere else!
The female then came out of the car and revealed herself to everybody who was shocked by what they were seeing
Blitzo: oh shit! Verosika!
Verosika: blitzo (spells with o)
Blitzo: I should've known you'd be here, I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is... (falls face first out of van) Three rings down! (Ring of Envy)
Verosika: and I should've known YOU'D be here from the background music
Blitzo: Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell
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Steven universe safe haven adventures
FantasyWhat if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...