What if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...
Moxxie: 🎶 Oh what a thrill, when the crimson starts to spill And my Millie goes in for the kill She takes away my breath She's the angel of death, for me Oh Millie!
She's my queen It's like a dream When I hear her victims start to scream In and out of the sack, she's the ma-aniac for me Oh, Millie!
When the blood starts drippin' down the walls (Drip, drip, drip!) And the bodies, start to fall (Thud!) My heart skips a beat When my Millie's guns a-blazin' in the heat (Bang, bang, bang!)
My assassin love She makes the murderin' fun, for me Oh la-da-dee! Of all the imps in hell, it's for her that I fell (It's for him that I fell) Oh Millie~🎶
Just a as the two were about to kiss-
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POW!!! A giant safe smashes him leaving only his left arm exposed as everyone comes to the scene
Jack: MR MOXXIE!!! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!
Woog: woah! What happened?
Otis: is was me and Jack. Ya see we were trying to find one of his old toys he left up their on the balcony
Jack: but we accidentally shoved this giant safe off the ledge! I am so sorry!
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Sisu: "property of N.S". Who in the right mind is N.S?
Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the safe
Moxxie: Guys, help!
Pig: We'll isn't it obvious? A nearsighted sausage maker must have stowed it here.