War of the pranks

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Steven and his friends were at the barn watching one of Otis favorite shows

Everyone was laughing really hard, even jack busted a lung which he was able to grow back with his immortality

Pig: boy that prank guy, he's a genius!

Otis: come on guys, I can do that show! What does he have that I don't?

Pip: let's see, his own show, good looks, fame, money, great pranks, writers

Otis: I got a couple of those

Bessie: a moron like you won't stand a chance against my pranks!

Rawhide: or mine! I once convinced my pal snag he was a girl in boys clothing for a whole day! (Snorts) still remember it like yesterday

Pig: quiet! The shows on again

Soon Otis walks off and soon he gets an idea

Otis: pip, ya thinking what I'm thinking?

Pip: that we should get a widescreen for the spirit zone with surround sound and in 3D so it can be like the movies?

Otis: no! We should totally prank rawhide (picks pip up with hoof hand) meet me at the cornfield when everybody's asleep

Pip: dude, ya had me at prank

Otis: good, get off my hand

Pip: but I like it. It's like having my own taxi

Otis: yeah seriously get off

Pip: okay
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Location- cornfield
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Otis: okay, you get over by pig and direct me

Pip: I still don't know what we're doing

Otis: we're making crop circles so everyone will think aliens landed, and sheriffs are terrified of aliens. And rawhide is a "sheriff" ergo, rawhide is terrified

Pip: so why is pig here?

Otis: because pigs are excellent corn flatteners, he's like a steamroller, a fat snoring steamroller

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Otis: because pigs are excellent corn flatteners, he's like a steamroller, a fat snoring steamroller

Pip: your gonna roll him over and over while I'm running alongside him? He'll puke all over me!

Otis: no, think of it as getting hugged by chewed food

Pig then starts to wake up

Pig: wha? What's going on?

Otis: uh, nothing! Your dreaming! Your on a carnival ride, sleep! Sleep...

Pig: oh I like carnivals ( falls asleep)

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