Steven and his friends were at the barn watching one of Otis favorite shows
Everyone was laughing really hard, even jack busted a lung which he was able to grow back with his immortality
Pig: boy that prank guy, he's a genius!
Otis: come on guys, I can do that show! What does he have that I don't?
Pip: let's see, his own show, good looks, fame, money, great pranks, writers
Otis: I got a couple of those
Bessie: a moron like you won't stand a chance against my pranks!
Rawhide: or mine! I once convinced my pal snag he was a girl in boys clothing for a whole day! (Snorts) still remember it like yesterday
Pig: quiet! The shows on again
Soon Otis walks off and soon he gets an idea
Otis: pip, ya thinking what I'm thinking?
Pip: that we should get a widescreen for the spirit zone with surround sound and in 3D so it can be like the movies?
Otis: no! We should totally prank rawhide (picks pip up with hoof hand) meet me at the cornfield when everybody's asleep
Pip: dude, ya had me at prank
Otis: good, get off my hand
Pip: but I like it. It's like having my own taxi
Otis: yeah seriously get off
Pip: okay
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Location- cornfield
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Otis: okay, you get over by pig and direct mePip: I still don't know what we're doing
Otis: we're making crop circles so everyone will think aliens landed, and sheriffs are terrified of aliens. And rawhide is a "sheriff" ergo, rawhide is terrified
Pip: so why is pig here?
Otis: because pigs are excellent corn flatteners, he's like a steamroller, a fat snoring steamroller
Pip: your gonna roll him over and over while I'm running alongside him? He'll puke all over me!
Otis: no, think of it as getting hugged by chewed food
Pig then starts to wake up
Pig: wha? What's going on?
Otis: uh, nothing! Your dreaming! Your on a carnival ride, sleep! Sleep...
Pig: oh I like carnivals ( falls asleep)
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Steven universe safe haven adventures
FantasyWhat if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...