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This was a commercial blitzo and the imps were watching and that was very unpleasant so blitzo blasted the tv to smithereens
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Give me another, Mox!
Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo wipes off the soot from his gun
Blitzo: No, I'm not feeling it. Next!
Moxxie switches the channel. Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. Blitzo looks bored.
Blitzo: Uh huh, keep going, keep going, keep going!
Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
Wally Wackford: Hey! I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well call me at Wacky Wally Wallford's Wacky Idea "Factory"!
The title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons
Wally Wackford: Where you can make the things and I make the money!
Wally Wackford appears close to the screen with a pleading face
Wally Wackford: Please, I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again
Millie: Woo! You're on a roll, sir!
Loona wakes up from her canine sleep on a chair. A shaking causes her cup to spill.
Loona: Guys, do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh shit, is that a hell-shake?
Moxxie: That's possible.
Millie holds onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
Moxxie: I'm not "panicking," because hell-shakes don't happen.
Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him
Loona: Stop getting hysterical, fatty!
Loona hits Moxxie against the wall before he is knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie. The smoke clears and a giant metal Tyrannosaurus rex crashes through letting out a defaming metallic roar
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