Donner: white, you incapacitated Santa! What's up with that?!
Blitzen: This is so not fantasish
White diamond: no! It'll Still be fantasish. Look I think he's coming around.
Santa Claus: Ooh. Thanks everyone. Santa got a little scare there but uh...everything going to be--(feeling sick) fall down again
White diamond: I stand corrected
Steven: not reassuring!
Earl Sinclair: No use! The Dino flu lasts 6 hours!
Steven: then it'll be too late, then Santa will lose his holiday magic and then Christmas will be Kerfuftenzeiger.
Blitzen: That means broken
Donner: I better call the North Pole and tell them Christmas is off for good
White diamond: no! It isn't off, cause we'll deliver the presents ourselves!
Everyone: huh?!
Blitzen: Impossiblish. The sleigh only flies for Mr. Santa.
Donner: And only Santa can magically produce presents from his sack
Spinel: then will make our own presents!
Otis: spinel's right! And we can use the tractor to deliver them. We can do this people.
Santa Claus: That's just crazy enough to work. (feeling sick) Bye now. (faints)
Diego: now that's just getting old
Peck: Ooo, Otis. Can I be in charge of toy making? We'll wear elf costumes, and fake pointy ears, and sing a happy tune while we work. (Everyone isn't comfortable with the plan) WE'RE DOING IT!!!! (sends Duke flying)
Steven: let's do it!
White diamond: thanks Steven
Steven: hey, we're family
Everyone starts making presents and singing. Then, "The Elf song" start to play)
All:🎶It's time to make some presents while Santa's down with the flu
We have to work together like a happy holiday crew
We got a list of kids who were nice not naughty this year
We got to make them happy, filled them with holiday cheer🎶Otis:🎶Get your tools and paint no time to waste🎶
Peck:🎶Stop eating the paste🎶
Pig: Oh.
Freddy:🎶We gotta make toys for everyone🎶
Pip:🎶Here's a train I made from cheddar cheese
Don't fire me please🎶[Millie:🎶I'm making a bat, how'd bout that You can hit a home run with these.🎶
White diamond:🎶We got cool robots walking and ducks talking Nice work.🎶
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Steven universe safe haven adventures
FantasyWhat if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...