Yakuza x Reader (Mainly Majima)

Goro Majima : NSFW Alphabet

⚠️Slight spoiler alert for 0⚠️

So I saw this pic and honestly just thought about the divine, low, guttural groan 🙄🙉🤷‍♀️ what can I say, guess I'm a hoe💦 gotta get that thirst out, since I'm supposed to be up for work in 4 hours and I haven't even been to bed yet 😩

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Majima needs a cigarette after sex. It winds him down and gives you a chance to curl up beside him and fall asleep. He's also quite attentive to your needs, gently stroking where he's bitten and bruised you, talking lowly and hoarsely, kissing you lazily as he chills out.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Majima likes his long legs. They're muscly enough to clamp down on you if he's topping, but aid him when he's kneeling, too. On a partner, he loves thighs. Kissing your thighs, kneading them, scratching, biting and licking them. Wear tight pants that lift your ass and he's gonna be buzzing round you all day, touching you as much as possible.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Majima has an average amount of cum, but loves seeing it on his partners face.
"God, that's disgusting... My cum runnin' down your chin like that where ya can't quiet yer fuckin' yappin'. It's also hot as fuck, though. 'Specially when ya lick it up just- Just like that."
As for his partners, he loves seeing it on his gloves, but feeling it on his mouth is the best, especially if he's eaten you out/sucked your dick.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His dirty secret is that he's able to get off completely on thought alone. He doesn't actually need to be touched or spoken to, but if you're on the phone it's a bonus for him.
"Man, ya got a cute voice... Tellin' me what yer gonna do to me when I come home. Maybe, I should make ya wait a while longer so ya really savage me."

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
His only experience really was Mirei, since fucking his cabaret girls wasn't very professional (as much as he would have liked to). He has basic knowledge, but builds it up based on a partner. Once you've been dating long enough where he knows you inside and out, what you like and don't like, what you respond to and especially how to tease you and have you begging him.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)
He actually just adores having his face between your legs and letting his mouth and tongue do the work, but anything where your neck is accessible is a serious turn on for him too.
"Aw fuck, that's it, Y/N. Gimme yer neck."

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Majima is pretty goofy. He wants to make you feel comfortable and laugh, especially if it's your first time. If he's being gentle and lazy, expect more stupidity, but when he's serious about love-making, he's snappy and rough.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Goro takes care of his beard and hair, so it only makes sense that he's trimmed too! His public hair is dark, but he is very neatly trimmed and takes it very seriously.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He can be romantic when he wants to be, and actually enjoys it. If he's been with someone a long time, he enjoys dragging out long sex sessions, filled with passion and closeness. However, he's partial to a quick fix sometimes and will flip you over without a second thought, just banging away if it requires it.
"Gotcha. Better run faster next time!~"

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Tries not to if he's with a partner, otherwise he's pretty regular, going at it maybe once or twice a week at night.