Ducktales One Shots and Drabbles

Saturday Night Fever ( Team McDuck )

' AH! AH! AH! AH! STAYING ALIVE! STAYING ALIVE! AH! AH! AH! AH! STAYING ALIIIIVVVEEEEE!!'

Launchpad ( who was driving the limo ) and his friends guffawed hysterically as they sang ' Staying Alive ' as the limo took all of them to Blue Whale in New Quackmore one of the hottest jazz bars in Calistola and the world.

It just so happens that all of them have hectic work schedules, mountain loads of stress, and didnt have much time to hang out. So when a free Saturday came around, especially in early January, Donald and his friends decided to have a night of revelry after dinner to release some stress, while the kids are chilling in their homes.

Everyone in the limousine looked FABULOUS. Daisy wore a layered tulle lavender dress, matching with a dark purple sash and silver heels. Rosinha wore a golden monarch butterfly mini dress with golden metallic heels. Esmeralda wore a black pant jumpsuit with a white low cut neckline embedded with Diamonds, matching with black stilettos. Della dressed in a silver disco jumpsuit, white clogs and a fashionable ice blue headband.

The men are no less fabulous. Donald wore a snazzy black and white tuxedo. Drake and Launchpad wore matching Darkwing Duck hoodies. Indigo and Tyrian wore black hoodies with neon stars sewn on it. Gladstone wore a snazzy emerald green suit. Fethry wore a Sulley hoodie with a rainbow striped beanie. Fenton dressed a red shirt with a black leather jacket and Jeans. Gyro wore a striped shirt, 70s Jeans and Soho sneakers. Panchito was in a mariachi inspired suit, and Jose was in a samba inspired outfit.

The moment Launchpad parked their limo outside of the swanky, expensive jazz bar, Donald and his friends braced themselves for the publicity reporters and camera shots. They all hurriedly rushed into the bar ( with Fethry dragging a grinning and waving Gladstone in tow ), avoiding any unnecessary questions from the press.

Blue Whale is truly one of the swankiest joints in Calistola. Loud jazz music was played by a live jazz band. Bartenders and chefs busy making food and drinks. The lights are lit in beautiful shades of blue and violet, and the black seats are made of velvet. On top of that, there are several people on the spacious dance floor, dancing to the loud music.

Once Donald and the co. ushered into a VIP seating area, a tall handsome waiter in form of a raven came in to take their orders.

' Let's get some Jack Daniels!' Donald exclaimed. Everyone in the table cheered in agreement.

' PINK MARTINI FOR 5!' Della shrieked.

' The cheese and Ham platter!' Daisy exclaimed.

' Sex on the Beach, por favor!' Esmeralda laughed and smooched Panchito on the beak, that being her favorite alcoholic drink.

Everyone chipped in orders of food and drink. It all ended with Gladstone signing his autograph on one of his name cards and slid into the waiter's hand. ' Here's my number, handsome. Call me. '

As Gladstone blew the handsome waiter a kiss, the flustered waiter could only nod meekly before rushing off to get everyone's orders.

Gladstone turned back only to receive weirded out looks from his friends.

' What?' Gladstone scoffed ' That waiter is a handsome dish! Whaddya expect?'

' Do you even know his name?' Gyro asked deadpannedly

' Oh, duh! His name is Simon, ' Gladstone sighed dreamily. ' Also I'm bisexual, remember?'

' We all know that, ' Donald could only answer.

' Hey, let's play a round of ' Never have I ever' as we wait for our food!' Daisy suggested, and everyone cheered in agreement.

The servings of cocktails, gins and whiskeys arrived, and everyone started filling up their glasses to commence the game.