Ducktales One Shots and Drabbles

Spongebob is Gay - Headline reactions part 2

When Launchpad managed to park his plane right outside Drake's house, he was dragged by six arms into the living room.

To Launchpad's utter surprise, Drake and Violet's dads, Indigo and Ty, are seated in the living room, eating burgers and fries. They even saved a serving for him. Indigo worked as a leading psychiatrist at NASA, and Ty works as a leading SHUSH investigative officer.

' Babe! Guys!' Launchpad hugged the 3 men and kissed Drake. ' Y'all okay? How are the kids?'

' Gosalyn, Lena and Violet are all at McDuck Manor!' Drake exclaimed melodramatically. ' They all went nuts after receiving the news!'

' Lena and Violet screamed so loud that we ran our asses out of our house!' Ty complained in a strong New Orleans accent.

' They gave us too much contagions to the brain!' Indigo screamed nervously.

' Indigo literally meant we are so scared. ' Ty translated.

' Ohhhh!' Launchpad gasped, even though he had no idea what Indigo meant. ' I see!!'

As Launchpad munched on some fries, Drake spoke up. ' Y'all seen what happened just now on tv?'

' Wait, what happened?' Launchpad asked as he sipped some coke.

' Mark Beaks and Narcissa Swann literally knocked Roxanne Featherly over and made this HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT. ' Ty groaned and sighed.

' Oh, I'm not surprised, ' Launchpad said calmly. ' It's the social media super couple after all. '

' Well that comes with having parents like Ms. Glamour and Mr. Siegfried Swann, really. ' Indigo laughed as he munched another bite of the burger. ' Chanel Beaks even retweeted the whole post to literally everyone - even us! We dont even follow her!'

' Let's just hope the whole thing cools off before midnight. ' Drake sighed as they turned the tv on to watch other things.

At Goldie's mansion at Dawson, Mrs. Beakley decided to calm her ears by sleeping at a guest bedroom, as Scrooge started bawling in his ex wife's arms ( technically they never divorced ). Big tears pooled out of his eyes as Goldie tried to use some cotton and cold water to heal his ears.

' The richest duck in the world and the greatest adventurer of all time, now cries because of painful ears, ' Goldie laughed while still tending. ' Aw, should have seen that coming especially when you accidentally allowed Della on the moon. '

' Please dont talk about that, ' Scrooge groaned. ' And dont talk about how you stormed out that night, ' he thought to himself. '

' Need some tea or chocolate?' Goldie sighed. ' You know, I can always whip you up a cup, you know, since you seen so frightened. '

' Nah, me love, I have faced beasts way worse than screaming children. ' Scrooge scoffed and sat up ' By the way, do you know why all the kids in Duckburg behave the very same way Oscar Crane, the English poet, confessed to be homoesexual?'

' Too much candy, I'd say, ' Goldie laughed. ' Donald and Della told me everything. I just thought the whole thing was much ado about nothing. The kids are defo gonna cool off after around an hour. '

' You are talking about the grandsons of Hortense McDuck and Quackmore Duck, the fiercest warriors and adventurers of all time!' Scrooge laughed. ' Youd actually think they and the granddaughter of Betina Beakley would actually calm down that fast?'

Goldie sniggered. ' Well give the grandkids two hours then. '

Scrooge grumbled and lay back down. ' Let's just hope for the best, then. '

Goldie laughed. ' I'll go make some earl grey. Be right back!'

As she raced to the kitchen, she heard Scrooge scream. ' LOVE YOU, GOLDIE!' and she blushed.

Of course, the kids did not calm down after 1 or 2 hours.

The triplets, Webby, Lena, Violet, BOYD and Gosalyn and many other kids ( most of them were their classmates or schoolmates ) all gathered at the living room of McDuck Manor and continued to scream and play heavy metal music for hours until they all fell asleep.

The next morning, when Scrooge and the kids' parental figures woke them up, Scrooge and Goldie screamed at the kids to clean up the mess they made.

After the kids cleaned up, Gyro told BOYD there will be no dessert for dinner as a punishment, Ty and Indigo gave Violet and Lena some therapy, the triplets and Webby had a fever ( poor kids ) and many of the kids are downright exhausted.