Ducktales One Shots and Drabbles

Black Friday Raid ( Part 2)

Outside of the Duckburg Mall Gates, Donald and all of his friends are painted with war paint, equipped with bargain weapons, including Esmeralda fishing out her steel knuckles and Rosinha and Jose on their skate boards. Everyone in the crowd, including them, started to chant ' LET US IN! LET US IN!' over and over again, growing increasingly impatient over the opening gate.

At 9am, as the gates finally opened, Della blasted Scottisb battle music as loudly as she could through Bluetooth, waved her hockey STICK around and yelled ' CHAAARRRGGGGEEEE!!!!'. And everyone else followed behind Donald, Della and Daisy as they trampled several unfortunate workers.

To say that the mall turned into a massively chaotic battlefield was sheer understatement.

Daisy and Donald began making advantageous use of the grapple and hook to get past by the sea of bargain thirsty consumers and get as much bargain products as possible. Mickey and Minnie, who are usually a good natured, cheerful couple, started mercilessly becoming involved in a melee of Christmas shoppers over Chrismtas decorations. Horace and Clarabelle started to ride on in line skates and get as much products as they can lay their eyes on.

' LETS GET DANGEROUS!' Drake and Launchpad yelled as Drake, in full Darkwing Duck suit, mounted on Launchpad's shoulders- as Launchpad began pushing aside the crowd with his broad shoulders while Drake started throwing bargain items into the humongous shopping trolley available for Black Friday. Panchito and Esmeralda started performing Spiderman like stunts with the help of their espionage tech, with Panchito yelling out ear splitting gritos as Esmeralda started KICKING everyone in the way to get the BARGAINS they need.

Even Jose and Rosinha are no less merciless. They held hands together and rode on skateboards as they swiftly threw in bargain items into their suitcases. Fenton yelled ' BLATHERIN BLATHERSKITE ' and suit up in his Gimzoduck suit AS FAST HIS BODY CAN GO. THEN HE GRABBED INDIGO, TYRIAN AND GYRO, PUT THEM ON THE SHOULDERS OF THE ARMOUR AND STARTED FIGHTING THE CROWD FOR NECCESSARY BARGAINS.

As for Goofy, he hogs all the groceries and Christmas decorations he needed. The reason he joined was for fun and not really for any bargain emergency.

Of course, Team McDuck weren't the only ones. The mall was filled with thousands upon thousands of crazed consumers who are literally screaming, shouting and fighting tooth and nail over the products.

Indeed, aside from person to person shopping on Black Friday, the battlefield of online shopping is just as bloody.

Mark Beaks, Chanel Beaks and Narcissa have gathered all of their friends in Mark's Waddle CEO office and connecting with whoever's is on Team Beaks international radar via Facetime and Instagram on several laptops and phones Mark, Narcissa and Chanel hav on them.

Currently Will and Brandi Hawks are furiously refreshing the consumer bargains via their laptops, Yuzuru and Anastasia are busy hacking into short cut purchases for their bargain sales, and all of Will's other 5 siblings, who are in East coast, are screaming consumer tallies, bargain successes and fails and even screaming at other online shoppers who tried to get past them. Jimmy Seagull, Anita Ramirez and JayPac, a world famous DJ and rapper in the form of a black necked goose, installed live drones into the four corners of the office to document their insane online shopping experience.

Mark, Chanel and Narcissa were never more tense or frustrated. Chanel was screeching her beak off as she hollered her assistants and board of executives who are in the Duckburg mall Raid to speed up as quickly as possible. Mark was doing the same thing as his older sister yet in an even more aggressive fashion. Narcissa was screaming in English, French and Russian to get Intel on her assistants and friends both in Duckburg and international radar on informational and bargain data.

' NO, NO, NO,NO!!' Mark screeched at his phone ' THE LIST FUCKEN CLEARLY SAYS ITS THE LATEST WADDLEXMAS504, NOT THE WADDLE001, LUCAS! EVAN, STEPH AND MAURICE, DASH UP TO THE FOURTH FLOOR!'

' BEAT THEM AND GRAB THE BARGAINS!' Chanel hollered on her laptop ' WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF CHICKENS????'

' OBTENEZ LE LOGICIEL D'ACHAT DANS L'APPLICATION CYGNE DÈS QUE POSSIBLE !!' Narcissa screamed, since some of her assistants and business connections are French speaking ' RAFRAÎCHIR L'INTEL!'

As the stress is running devastatingly high in the office, a delivery man whizzed into the door and threw down around 11 boxes of pizza.

' HERE YOU GO, MR BEAKS! ELEVEN-'
' YEAH, YEAH, THANK YOU FOR THAT, ' Mark grumbled and threw the delivery man the tip ' NOW SKIDADDLE CUZ WE ARE BUSY!'

The young delivery man face palmed and ran way before he can witness any more of the meltdowns and screaming from Mark and his circle of showbiz friends.