Ducktales One Shots and Drabbles

Smoking ( Mark x Narcissa )

Mark and Narcissa are currently in their bedroom after a long day of work. On the bedsheet, was several samples of juul and some of Narcissa's long cigarettes. They had just finished their dinner and they are now in their pyjamas - Mark in a designer black pyjama suit with star patterns and Narcissa in a black sleeping robe, mini dress and slippers.
' C'est qui le juul?' Narcissa asked, raising her eyebrows ' Wait, I think I know that scent...not that I minded anyway....'
Narcissa smirked and giggled at the last part, and Mark kissed her cheek and chuckled, to which she blushed even more. ' Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute. Anyway! Juul is basically the new version of cigars. Totally rad. I started smoking on it since I was 20.'
' Well, that never really ruined your appearance,' Narcissa cooed as she stroked his cheek ' I started smoking on these long cigarettes since I was 20 as well. Very popular in Europe, comes with all flavours - you know, raspberry, coffee, matcha. An invention from my parents, before I was born really.'
' No wonder your parents are some of the richest fashion supercouple in the world,' Mark guffawed and bravely lit up the blackberry flavoured long cigarette ' Correction. OUR parents are.'
Narcissa guffawed and lit up a strawberry flavoured long cigarette ' Feliticiations for being in the 2 richest fashion families dans la mode, mon petit chou.'
' Cheers, honey,' Mark smirked as the couple toasted on their long cigarettes.
The scents of blackberry and strawberry filled the room. Narcissa played some jazz music and sighed erotically as soon as she exhaled her cigarette ' Mon dieu.... Quelle euphorique....'
' Babe...' Mark giggled and blushed ' Do you really have to do that? I mean, it's getting kinda hot down my pants....'
Narcissa gave him the Classic ' come hither ' look, and said ' Let's tried on the juul you raved about so much.'
' To hell with all, babe.' Mark smirked and clicked his tongue, as the two tried on some new juul.

The sense of the juul was so strong that Narcissa let out an ear splitting screech, then dashed to the bathroom.
Mark rushed to where his lady love is, and found out - to his horror - that SHE WAS PUKING RATHER OUTRAGEOUSLY IN THE TOILET SEAT!!
' BABEEE!!!' Mark screamed, as he frantically knelt down and stroke her back ' I'M SO SO SORRY!! AAAHHHH!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT JUUL IS TOO STRONG FOR YOU!!'
' PAS DE PROBLEM, MON AMOUR!!' Narcissa screamed ' GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKING DUMB ROBOTS THE TRASHCAN!!'
Mark did as she asked, and then two robots appeared in front of them. One carried a trash can. The other carried an air ventilisor.
As the robots did their cleaning job, Narcissa started to throw up some more on the trashcan. Mark then ordered the robot chef to make them some hot cocoa, and called another robot servant to put away the cigarette and juul samples back to their cabins. Mark even took off her coat - revealing the melodramatic backless cut on the back of her dress, to which he tried desperately to prevent himself doing shameful things to her right then and there - and kept on soothing her back, praying all the vomiting would stop.

When she finally finished throwing up, Mark carried a rather tired Narcissaa back to their shared bedroom, happy to find out that the robot servants did as they exactly asked. Two mugs of hot chocolate and a plate of coffee flavoured cookies at the bedside table, and the movie, Sleepy Hollow, is about to start.
' Never....try....juul....again...' Narcissa panted as they both climbed underneath the covers to watch the movie.
Mark grabbed her by the waist and kissed all over her face, leaving lovebites at her neck and some on top of her cleavage. Narcissa threw her head back and moaned at the sensation of lovebites rippling all over her.
' I'm so sorry, sweetie,' Mark groaned ' I should never, EVER, let you have juul...'
' Baby, it's okay,' Narcissa giggled and petted his hair ' I had no idea that juul was this strong. Now, let's watch the movie!'
Mark happily complied and they watched the Sleepy Hollow movie, with Narcissa sitting on his lap as their eyes fixated on the screen as the horror plot unfolded.

' HE LET YOU TRY WHAT??'
Narcissa groaned as her younger sister Vivienne gasped loudly on the other end of the phone call. It was next morning, and Narcissa is working on the newest poster design for the upcoming Little Black Dress Ball in New Yolk. She will chair a meeting with her marketing assistants in 40 minutes, so she has enough time to chat with her sister as she did her office job.
' Believe me, ma petit soeur, c'est ne pas de son faute!!' Narcissa defended loudly ' I never tried juul in my life! Well, neither of us did!!'
' Well, be glad at least he took care of you when you threw up everywhere,' Vivienne sighed on the phone,' Mark told all about it to Chanel, who told your friends at VOGUE, and then Rosinha told Raimundo, who told me, Fenton, Marcia, and Mercedes. ' Apparently, Vivienne, Raimundo, Fenton, Will Hawks' younger twin sisters Mercedes and Marcia, who are a year shy away from being graduates like Vivienne, have this group chat named Shooting Stars. Mercedes is currently a tomboy roller derby Olympics champion studying in Penn, and Marcia is an up and coming fashion designer studying in Columbia.
' Wow,' Narcissa giggled ' No wonder Les Madamoiselles Caballeros are so concerned. Chanel and Esmeralda called me and asked if I was okay. Anyway, got any eye on some handsome monsieur yet, Vivi?'
' Nah, not yet, sis,' Vivienne guffawed ' I have forever to find the right person!! Besides, Fenton and Raimundo are just friends, not really my cup of tea, though. Besides, I think that Raimundo has a crush on Marcia...'

' HE HAS A WHAT????'
Narcissa whirled around and Rosinha was standing right there, with the biggest shit eating grin on her face.
' ROSINHA!!' Narcissa gasped. ' HOW DID YOU-'
' You all were so loud,' Rosinha said, deadpan. ' OMG!! MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS A CRUSH!!' I'LL HAVE TO CALL RAI NOW!!!'
As Rosinha giggled and sped off, Narcissa sighed and said ' Well, it is very nice to talk to you, ma petite soeur, but I must get to prepare my meeting with my assistants. Mon dieu, what a hectic schedule.'
' I can totally see that,' Vivienne laughed ' I'm on my way to have a nice buffet dinner with mon amis!! I will post all about it on Instaquack!!'
' Well then, have fun!! Au revoir!!' Narcissa giggled
' Au revoir to you, sis!! You're gonna slay the meeting!!' Vivienne laughed.
When they both hung up, Narcissa grabbed her meeting stuff and raced to one of the massive offices in VOGUE to prepare. On her way, she passed by to see Rosinha telling Daisy and some other girls that Raimundo may have a crush on Marcia ( she giggled and waved and passed them by ), and she also received a phone call by the time she arrived at the pink shaded office.
' HEEEYYY BABBEEEE!!' Mark crowed on the other end of the phone ' I AM CALLING YOU TO TELL YOU YOU WAS GONNA SLAY THE MEETING LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!'
' Mon dieu, ' Narcissa laughed ' I love you so much.'
The couple jabbered on and on as Narcissa started preparing the meeting and hung up as soon as the first few of her assistants arrived at the meeting room.