Aragorn: Get hobbits, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Frodo: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Sam: I CAN'T, MR. FRODO, IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!
Pippin: GO GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Merry: IT'S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER YOU FOOL...!
Aragorn, sighing: Don't listen to them. Don't.