- Merry and Pippin, watching a group of orcs. -
Merry: Let's do "get help."
Pippin: What?
Merry: "Get help."
Pippin: No.
Merry: Come on, you love it.
Pippin: I hate it.
Merry: It's great. It works every time.
Pippin: It's humiliating.
Merry: Do you have a better plan?
Pippin: No.
Merry: We're doing it.
Pippin: We are not doing "get help."
- Later, Merry carrying Pippin. -
Merry: Get help! Please! My cousin is dying! Get help! Help him!
- Merry throws Pippin at the orcs. -
Merry: Ah, classic.
Pippin: I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Merry: Not for me it's not.
