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ELROND: [still ignoring Aragorn]The qustion reads, what does it say on the One Ring? [buzzer] Pippin?

PIPPIN: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. Or in common speech, "One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in darkness bind them". Which is just a part out of a longer verse; "Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the--"

ELROND: [interupting Pippin] Okay! You obviosly know the ring verse, what says on the Ring, how the whole verse goes including how it goes in Mordor. Which by the way I wish to kill you for having uttered here! The short verse would have been enough for you to get the points.

GANDALF: [looking surprised at Pippin] How do you know how to say the inscription in its original speech? I thought I was the only one in this fellowship how could do that.

PIPPIN: Tolkien dosn't know that in the books I also sneaked at the council of Elrond, only I did not make myself known like some others.

[Everyone gives Pippin strange looks, which Pippin completely ignores]

ELROND: Whatever, Pippin gets two points.

PIPPIN: Go Tooks!

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