Pippin: *staring out a window*
Frodo: What're you doing?
Pippin: The internet is down so I'm watching two people fight outside.
Frodo: Wait a minute- is that Boromir and Merry?
Pippin: Yeah, Boromir took all of Merry's capri suns out of the fridge and in response Merry replaced his Gondorian flag with a pride flag. It looks like things are about to get heated.
Frodo, calling Sam: Okay Merry and Boromir are fighting in the street while Pippin watches so suddenly I'm the responsible one and it's scary. Please help.
