ELROND: Quiet Frodo. Which one in the Fellowship is known as the Magnificent? [extremely loud buzzer sound] Aragorn.
ARAGORN: Meriadoc Brandybuck of Buckland.
ELROND: That's right. You now have five points and hold the lead by two.
ARAGORN: [turning to Merry] Who is the magnificent now?
MERRY: You're just jealous beacause your name Elessar means rock.
[Aragorn goes over to Merry, looking dipleased. Elrond sighs]
ELROND: How long did that take, thirty seconds?
ARAGORN: [to Merry] The word you are searching for is Elf Stone.
MERRY: It should be rock, since it fits you better. Rock head!
FRODO: Rock head? What's a rock head?
ARAGORN: No one insults the king. [turns to Pippin] Pippin, as a Knight of Gondor, arrest this halfling!
PIPPIN: [very surprised] Arrest Merry?
ARAGORN: Do not disobey! Or I'll send you of to the front!
BOROMIR: Not that I wanna be a part of this but, which front, in which war?
ARAGORN: A war I will start so I can send Pippin there if he disobeys me. Arrest Merry, now! We can fight Bree! That Barliman Butterbur has always had a horn in the side for me. Pippin, arrest Merry!
PIPPIN: Arrest Merry? Have you lost something? Like your mind? Is there something in ruling Gondor which makes one crazy?
ARAGORN: [closing in on Pippin] Do not disobey your king!
PIPPIN: Help! He wants to burn me alive!
[Elladan and Elrohir interfere and save Pippin]
