I didn't find any big good news story so we're going to do some pick up lines instead because Valentines Day is coming up and I love it.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I'm around you.
Roses can be red, violets aren't fucking blue, this an actual correct poem, bottom line: I'd like to fuck you.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name (I know it's a fall out boy song but it makes me happy and reminds me of destiel sooooo)
Valentines day is my favorite holiday and I feel like it doesn't get the recognition it deserves. Everyone is free game. You can hit on everyone. Pass out Valentines to teachers, friends, strangers, the barista who gave you your tea. E V E R Y O N E.
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Good Things That Happened In The World Today
Non-FictionIt's really easy to see the world as trash when you have negative influences telling you it is. Here's a positive one.
