Prom night!
Not to brag but I had a great time. Saying this because I'm a day late updating but it was fantastic. Everyone had to wear masks, clearly, and it was an outside venue but holy cow was it a blast. Everyone was hot as hell, I had bi panic all night, and the dancing was on fire. They played the Cupid shuffle, the cha cha slide and Cotton Eye Joe (yes, I am from the midwest) among other perfect grinding songs. I went solo but there were a lot of mighty fine looking men and women there so I have high hopes. People clean up nice.
Also, I have been dubbed master of orgies. So suck it.
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