The End (Five x Reader)

Chapter 25

Me and Five were walking to the tube room in silence which is what I was happy with considering the handler kind of giving me away, I will kill that bitch one day. 

"What is it that your hiding from me? Why was the handler talking to you like she knew you? You need to tell me I'm sick of you hiding shit from me." I should've known he wasn't going to let this walk stay quiet, I took a deep breath and looked at him. 

"Can you just trust me for now, I'm not ready to tell you yet....please." He turned back to walking but I had a question for him myself. 

"Wait....what was with that little kiss huh?" I saw his cheeks go a little red but he forced himself to keep a straight face. 

"What are you talking about?" Is he seriously playing that game,

"Don't be a asshole, you know what I'm on about." He looked back at me and stopped right in front of me causing me to stop.

"Am I not allowed to be friendly when you are going to do something else." I gave him a look like I'm not buying his bullshit and continued to tease him,

"You don't remember what you said to me when you were drunk do you?" I did a little flirty voice just to tease him, his eyes widened because he had no idea what he said.

"Uh- No? What the fuck did I say?" My smile got bigger as his face got more scared,

"Just exactly how you feel about me, oh and also how you told me the kiss never happened because your scared. Don't worry Five." I got really close to him to the point where our noses were nearly touching and he gulped. "I can take care of myself, I'm not going anywhere." I poked his nose and continued walking but I could tell he was just standing there dumbfounded, he hadn't even realized I had taken the tube. "Also while you were giving me heart eyes I took the tube, so hurry your ass up." He looked down at his hands shocked and ran up to me, we walked into the tube room and he opened up one of the holes but before I could put it in someone grabbed it. 

"I'm afraid that's not the procedure. Five and y/n, meet Gloria." I gave a little wave to Gloria and she smiled and waved back, she is so nice. "Gloria perhaps the single most vital cog in our machine." 

"She really isn't, sorry Gloria." I interrupted, the handler shot me a quick look telling me to shut the fuck up so I did. 

"Oh Gloria, meet Five and well.... you have already met y/n considering you guys are quite close." Five's eyes widened and I could tell he was catching onto everything but not completely.

"What....is...wrong...with...you!" I practically yelled the last word,

"I assure you, a lot of things my dear." She then went back to Five, she opened up the tube and looked at the name. "Oh, Carl Weber. Now tell me, why unfortunate Karl?" 

"Karl Weber is the butcher at the shop where Captain Ernst A. Lehmann acquires his weekly roast." Five started, 

"So if Karl dies, his butcher shop is passed down to his son Otto, who....never washes his hands, which is disgusting if you ask me." I finished, the handler was catching on.

"So he's the one who gives the captain his roast." She was starting to smirk, 

"And that gives him food poisoning." Five continued 

"Which makes him late for work." I replied,

"Which delays the takeoff." The handler was starting to laugh a bit. 

"And to make up for lost time, the Hindenburg flies through the weather front of high electrical charge and humidity." Five kept going and the way the handler is looking at him makes me sick.